Painful experience has taught me not to make that joke anywhere but here. Anywhere else I have to explain what a haj is or explain The Big Deal about Baltimore. Or on one sad instance, both. All of which, in the current climate...make me look craxy, craxy. I love Buffistas.
'Serenity'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Probably about as much to be said about haircuts.
Other people keep bringing it up, I swear.
He's not so big! He's just... floppy.
Sort of like an animate rug then?
He's just... floppy.
Sure. how much does he weigh?
Ohhh... I know what I should do. Get my eyes checked and buy new glasses.
I don't have a cat now. I will, soon, though. But I'll spare Hecubus' attention because I owe him.
Sure. how much does he weigh?
Uh, 14 lbs? Ish?
Okay, maybe he's a bit spready then.
I cannot imagine there is anything more to be said on the matter.
Noooooooooo! They'll take that as a challenge!
Uh, 14 lbs? Ish?
Knew it wasn't possible.
(Perkins, at 17 lbs, is the smaller of the two by a considerable margin.)
See? Homer is positively svelte.
In other thrilling news, I'm considering turning on my air conditioner, even though it's 73 degrees out, because it's approx. 100000007% humidity.
Noooooooooo! They'll take that as a challenge!
Hey at least "My kitty's fatter" is a change of pace from "My kitty's cutest!"