Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Jul 06, 2005 5:21:34 pm PDT #7607 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Painful experience has taught me not to make that joke anywhere but here. Anywhere else I have to explain what a haj is or explain The Big Deal about Baltimore. Or on one sad instance, both. All of which, in the current climate...make me look craxy, craxy. I love Buffistas.


DavidS - Jul 06, 2005 5:22:59 pm PDT #7608 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Probably about as much to be said about haircuts.

Other people keep bringing it up, I swear.

He's not so big! He's just... floppy.

Sort of like an animate rug then?


Kat - Jul 06, 2005 5:23:00 pm PDT #7609 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

He's just... floppy.

Sure. how much does he weigh?

Ohhh... I know what I should do. Get my eyes checked and buy new glasses.


erikaj - Jul 06, 2005 5:25:24 pm PDT #7610 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I don't have a cat now. I will, soon, though. But I'll spare Hecubus' attention because I owe him.


Jesse - Jul 06, 2005 5:25:49 pm PDT #7611 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sure. how much does he weigh?

Uh, 14 lbs? Ish?


Kat - Jul 06, 2005 5:30:16 pm PDT #7612 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Okay, maybe he's a bit spready then.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 06, 2005 5:39:53 pm PDT #7613 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I cannot imagine there is anything more to be said on the matter.

Noooooooooo! They'll take that as a challenge!


Lee - Jul 06, 2005 5:40:03 pm PDT #7614 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Uh, 14 lbs? Ish?

Knew it wasn't possible.

(Perkins, at 17 lbs, is the smaller of the two by a considerable margin.)


Jesse - Jul 06, 2005 5:41:17 pm PDT #7615 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

See? Homer is positively svelte.

In other thrilling news, I'm considering turning on my air conditioner, even though it's 73 degrees out, because it's approx. 100000007% humidity.


DavidS - Jul 06, 2005 5:41:51 pm PDT #7616 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Noooooooooo! They'll take that as a challenge!

Hey at least "My kitty's fatter" is a change of pace from "My kitty's cutest!"