Someone said, don't worry we dont' bite, and Drew added "unless you ask us to".
I can't remember who said the first, but the last was me, not Drew. The look on the guy's face: priceless.
There is absolutely no question that Vortex's corset and supported assets were impressive.
This, this, this. Vortex was kind enough to set my tiara in place on my head. Given our height differential, I had a lovely, almost leisurely opportunity to observe said assets at close range. Mmm, assets.
"kleptocrats"
That's been around for ages. I think I used it when passing on the article about Putin stealing the Superbowl ring.
But it is a very fun word. If not generally so great in practice.
OED has it 1819. Well, kleptocracy.
Dude, Salon did not make up "kleptocrat."
I figured. But I was trying to say Fun Coingage (but not mine). Crediting my source however, merely added confusion.
On the plus side - let's put it in the dictionary!
eta: "OED has it 1819. Well, kleptocracy. "
Okay then. That's taken care of.
Mass confusion!!
Cats and Dogs living together!
(I just love that phrase.)
Aw. Crazy old Admiral Stockdale died.
"Who am I? What am I doing here?"
Phil Hartman's Stockdale during the SNL re-creation of that VP debate was unforgettable. "What? Who am I? Why am I here?"
ETA: X-post!!
I just left the most incomprensible voicemail message EVAR. I really need to talk out loud to people more before I start talking to machines.