Beat them with a rolled-up newspaper until they bleed from the eyes?
Oh, if only I could find them. They're somewhere reading their mail, yet hiding from me.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jun 09, 2005 8:41:18 am PDT #731 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
beth b - Jun 09, 2005 8:41:29 am PDT #732 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I have a couple of bags of shredded paper that you can dump on them, ita.
Tom Scola - Jun 09, 2005 8:43:21 am PDT #733 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Call a second meeting, that involves food, and schedule it at the same time and place as the original meeting.
§ ita § - Jun 09, 2005 8:48:43 am PDT #734 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Call a second meeting, that involves food, and schedule it at the same time and place as the original meeting.
If only he hadn't gone and scheduled himself in another meeting in the time he didn't reply to my invitation -- that might have worked.
I'ma just whine to his boss. Something can't be drop dead vital for me, and optional for everyone else, not when it can't be done without them.
tommyrot - Jun 09, 2005 8:49:48 am PDT #735 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Women's fashion rant: [link]
But some shit's got to change, boy, because I'm no fan of changing a bobbin but don't think I won't leave your ass for Singer if you don't take a lengthy swim in Lake Skirts With Pockets, and I mean pronto. And do not be starting in about how pockets "ruin the line," because you know what else "ruins the line"? Trying to stuff a handful of coins up my ass because I just bought a Diet Coke at the deli and I don't have my bag with me.
lisah - Jun 09, 2005 8:58:15 am PDT #736 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
msbelle better have taped the Inside.
sara, I have it taped if you want to borrow.
also, YAY! msbelle on the quitting!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 09, 2005 8:59:22 am PDT #737 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Look who's now available in ultra-cute plush form.
msbelle - Jun 09, 2005 9:04:23 am PDT #738 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
look sara, lisa's got your back - WHEW!
Tom Scola - Jun 09, 2005 9:04:30 am PDT #739 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Heh. "You might also be interested in: Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth"
Jesse - Jun 09, 2005 9:25:43 am PDT #740 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have a survey question: There's a smallish gathering of friends tonight. One of us is pregnant, 3 or 4 months. Another has a peetty bad cold -- she's been sick for three days, and got sick after her boyfriend had been sick for two days. Is it looking for trouble for the pregnant friend if the sick friend goes?