Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.

Willow ,'Him'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Megan E. - Jul 05, 2005 10:24:12 am PDT #7087 of 10001

Black shoes, pink gitch!


amych - Jul 05, 2005 10:24:31 am PDT #7088 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

you like Pez?

That terrified me even before I saw the price.


Jesse - Jul 05, 2005 10:25:30 am PDT #7089 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My problem with the non-black shoes was mostly the hosiery, which wouldn't be a problem with non-black sandals, I admit. But it always made me nuts to wear navy shoes with a different color navy socks and aNOTHER color navy pants. BAH.


Betsy HP - Jul 05, 2005 10:25:43 am PDT #7090 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

::floofs her gauzy skirt at askye::

::returns to sewing machine to make another gauzy skirt::

::drapes ENTIRE WORLD in gauze::


Jessica - Jul 05, 2005 10:25:57 am PDT #7091 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I am always perplexed by women who seem to have matched not just jacket, skirt, and hat, but jacket, skirt, hat, shoes, and purse, all in the same (non-black) color. It's usually a color like lime green or bright pink, or some other shade that I can't imagine owning that much of, period, let alone all in one outfit.

I always wonder if these people have several matched sets of shoes and purses, or if they only ever wear lime green.


Maria - Jul 05, 2005 10:26:31 am PDT #7092 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Oooh, I like. Shiny! And it's Pez! The only think not to like is the price. Bah.


Jesse - Jul 05, 2005 10:27:18 am PDT #7093 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That terrified me even before I saw the price.

But they're Swarvoski crystals.

I am always perplexed by women who seem to have matched not just jacket, skirt, and hat, but jacket, skirt, hat, shoes, and purse, all in the same (non-black) color.

Yeah, people are perplexing. I think they do have several sets of matching whatnot.


sarameg - Jul 05, 2005 10:28:28 am PDT #7094 of 10001

I always wonder if these people have several matched sets of shoes and purses

Given the sample of my neighbors in formal sunday wear, this. I'm frankly rather impressed. My main coordination rule is it doesn't look stupid like my closet threw up on me.


Betsy HP - Jul 05, 2005 10:29:46 am PDT #7095 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

You know what baffles me? Women who write novels and/or sex scenes in which the hero is turned on by the fact that the heroine's bra and panties match.

I think this is an issue that resonates deeply for women, but not so much for men. Once you're to the bra-and-panty stage, it's time for underwear to start hitting the ceiling fan anyway.


Jessica - Jul 05, 2005 10:29:48 am PDT #7096 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm frankly rather impressed.

Me too. Mainly by the matching purse element -- if I had the space and money, I'd have many shoes in many many colors as well. But I haven't anywhere near the necessary patience to switch purses every day.