Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Jul 01, 2005 10:22:20 am PDT #6384 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

meara-ing, slightly:

I think princess seams are vertical and run from under the bust to where the garment starts to largen out for the hips.

In *my* world, princess seams (which are indeed vertical) start at the shoulders and run to at least the hips. I suspect that "princess waist" is a term made up by wedding & prom dress manufacturers who wanted something cute sounding that would mean the dress was fitted at the waist and had a full(ish) skirt.

So, like, what kind of raises are folks in the IT industry getting?

Also with Plei in contract employee-ville, but I've gotten around $2-3 more an hour each contract. I think it has something to do with the fact of my resume getting more and more arcane, which lets my agency say things like "Look at all her experience with hard-to-define tech! You should pay us more money for her!"

However, I don't think my friends at the EE are reporting any large raises, either.

None of mine have mentioned raises, large or otherwise.


Narrator - Jul 01, 2005 10:22:45 am PDT #6385 of 10001
The evil is this way?

But tomorrow I get to fall off a surfboard repeatedly.

Ordinarily, I'd warn to watch out for sharks. But since it's ita, maybe we should warn the sharks.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2005 10:23:28 am PDT #6386 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I need this:

Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set

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Atropa - Jul 01, 2005 10:24:57 am PDT #6387 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Perfect for the casual office worker who delights in watching insects slowly meet their makers as they are painfully digested by an engaging variety of meat-sucking flora.

I would get one, but then I'd be tempted to start carving bits off of some of my dumber cow-orkers while singing selections from Little Shop of Horrors.


-t - Jul 01, 2005 10:34:30 am PDT #6388 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hm, a little Carnivorous Plant Desk Set, a little Miracle-Gro...I'm seeing the possibilities of improving the workplace environment.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 01, 2005 10:34:40 am PDT #6389 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Do carnivorous plants smell bad?


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2005 10:38:25 am PDT #6390 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do carnivorous plants smell bad?

Not as bad as rotting corpses under your desk, I'm sure.

So there's that.


-t - Jul 01, 2005 10:40:49 am PDT #6391 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think there's a flower that smells like rotting meat to attract flies (so it can eat them), but I don't think that's true of all carnivorous plants. I don't remember my Venus Flytrap having any smell at all.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 01, 2005 10:43:45 am PDT #6392 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm going to have to get one heck of a carnivorous plant if it's going to be able to dispose of a person's worth of meat all at once and therefore liberate me from the bother of rotting corpses under my desk. And my office is not big enough to accommodate Audrey II.


Atropa - Jul 01, 2005 10:43:58 am PDT #6393 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Do carnivorous plants smell bad?

The other half of the GothFashion Hivemind had a collection of carnivorous plants, and none of them were ooky-smelling.

I started to glance through one of her big books about carnivorous plants, and she snatched it out of my hands, saying "No. You should not look at the pictures in this book, not with your issues about spiders." I decided to trust her on that count.