Sean thinks shark attacks are Orange alerts, pass it on.

But... sharks don't eat oranges.

"I have taken nature's perfect killing machine, and needlessly turned it into a robot."

TINFINS!!!! Grizzlebees

Sean thinks shark attacks are Orange alerts, pass it on.

Uh uh. Red. They start talking about shark attacks every night on the news? Duck and cover, baby. Duck and cover.

In spite of the very cosmopolitan (read: stoner-friendly) presence of Vancouver, BC politics tend to lean towards whatever is the most nutbar option.

From what I've see, it breaks down to:

Island: Pretty liberal up at the north end (read: stoner-crop-producing). Friends of parents live there.

Vancouver: Party on! Friends of parents used to live there, before moving out to the land of crop production.

Lower Mainland Not Vancouver: More mixed, still fairly liberal. Wacky spinster aunt lives there.

Creepy Mountain Towns: Creepy. No idea how they vote, but seem more conservative than the first three. Aunt and Evil Mormon Cousin live there.

Interior: Way more conservative, but they still don't see what the US sees in Bush. Rest of mother's family lives there, including Highly Religious Pro-Life Cousin.

Stuff Way Up North: Nutburgers. Nice but wrong-headed cousin lives there.

However, the only real conclusion I can draw from my dataset is that BC residents love to complain about BC politics, and that I've got family all over the place. Which may explain the nutbar thing.

Why? Just to kiss my ass goodbye? Actually, it's the features that get up my butt nowadays. Everything shouldn't be harsh, but do they really think people are really thinking up fun places to put Botox right now?!

It just seems like common sense -- don't swim in schools of fish. don't use stringers (esp if surf fishing) (although relatives of mine do this out on the boat and generally lose their fish to sharks), and if you see a shark don't go near it or poke it or prod it or harass it in any way. Even if it's small relatively docile (emphasis on relatively) because you'll annoy it and then it will bite.

Actually, it's the features that get up my butt nowadays. Everything shouldn't be harsh, but do they really think people are really thinking up fun places to put Botox right now?!

I don't think I want to know where people in Phoenix put Botox.

It just seems like common sense --

Yeah, you'd think "don't fuck with the shark" would be common sense, wouldn't you?

Yeah, you'd think "don't fuck with the shark" would be common sense, wouldn't you?

Maybe it should be part of the curriculum. "This," whacks poster of shark with pointer "is a shark. Don't fuck with it. Questions?"

Ah, those wacky Brits. From the Guardian's website section, The Northener. Pay special attention to the last paragraph.

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What is it with Christians and Star Wars? No sooner has the Catholic church appointed a pope who looks unnervingly like Darth Vader's master the Emperor, than a Bradford vicar is using the films to inspire the younger members of his parish.

Reverend Paul Walker got the idea for his Star Wars sermon after the children at St Cuthbert's church in Wrose began looking at the themes of good and evil in the films at Sunday school. He told the Yorkshire Post: "To be honest, I'm not a great fan of the Star Wars movies myself, but there's lots of religious themes in them, temptation for example, Luke Skywalker being tempted by Darth Vader and the gradual descent into evil."

Mr Walker hopes the idea of the good and dark sides of "the Force" in the films makes the Christian message more relevant to young people. Let's hope for his parishioners' sake that he delivered his lines more convincingly than Hayden Christianson, whose wooden portrayal of Anakin Skywalker left cinemas across the world suffering from dry rot.

Last Sunday's sermon was accompanied by a hymn set to the Star Wars theme tune. Perhaps next we can expect Yoda's version of the Lord's Prayer - "Our Father, who in heaven art."

I wonder if that comes under fair use in copyright law.

You know what? Talking with the hr people I'm friends with while they try to be reassuring...isn't. I'm 25% more paranoid.

But. KITTEN. Wee 3 week old kitten! Who really had to poop and was very pissed off by this. I escaped before the main event.

The more people eaten by sharks, the fewer I have to deal with.