Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 01, 2005 5:36:04 am PDT #6280 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Crap. Whenever I've taken those match-your-politics-to-the-government-official's quizzes, O'Connor has been the Supreme Court justice whose views tended to correspond most with my own. Can we arrange a trade where Scalia retires in her stead?


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2005 5:37:59 am PDT #6281 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

As promised, Spock the Sith Slayer

All about fanfic. Sadly, the article is shorter than I had hoped. But the woman who rewrote Chicken Run with the chickens replaced by humans is... I don't know... perhaps a bit confused.


sarameg - Jul 01, 2005 5:38:34 am PDT #6282 of 10001

My really crazy crazy person has shown up. She may have a fucking PhD in this fucking field, but she's WRONG. I knew this. But still I verified with 5 other fucking PhDs and educators and I'm really at a loss about what to tell her. If she refuses to use the STANDARD UNITS ACCEPTED BY the governing body and used for the past how many hundred years, well....I really can't help her.


Connie Neil - Jul 01, 2005 5:39:02 am PDT #6283 of 10001
brillig

I hold out hopes that we'll get another Stealth-Moderate. I think Souter was expected to be fairly conservative, but he's just an odd New England hermit intellectual. Dangerous folks, they tend to think about things.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2005 5:39:06 am PDT #6284 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can we arrange a trade where Scalia retires in her stead?

Or give O'Connor a robot body?


Jessica - Jul 01, 2005 5:39:51 am PDT #6285 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Ba-donka-donk mouse. For anyone who's ever wished their computer mouse looked more like a giant ass.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2005 5:40:12 am PDT #6286 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hold out hopes that we'll get another Stealth-Moderate.

I think the far right is insisting on someone who's political leanings are well known (and, surprisingly, far-right).


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2005 5:42:04 am PDT #6287 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, god, just about everything in that feature is hysterical.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2005 5:44:14 am PDT #6288 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, god, just about everything in that feature is hysterical.

Oh god, yes!

That's all I got. Except perhaps my post will persuade folks who are wavering to click on that link.


Jesse - Jul 01, 2005 5:45:48 am PDT #6289 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The Redman thing made me laff and laff.