Why did no one tell me?! I feel like an idiot.

Because telling them would make everyone have to acknowledge the whole idiot thing. And then there might be apologies and squirming and stuff. This way, you just send him an apologetic email, and your faces can pretend it never happened.

They took the easy way out. I do too, a lot.

In my normal body, I am not curvy. In my pregger body, I am very curvy indeed, especially in the belly area. In my nursing body, I have a whole lot more curve than usual. It's so weird that my normal body is just a memory at this point.

Timelies all!

Haven't measured myself lately, but at last check I had either an 8 inch(upper hips) or 7 inch(lower hips) differential. There's a reason low-rise pants will not work for me.

Just got back from my twice-yearly haircut(ok, more of a trim/evening-out the ends) and my hair is full of product and sproingy.

Tonight I have learned an important lesson, I think. I went to get ice cream, couldn't figure out what I wanted, figured it out, they didn't have it, picked something else, and .... eh. I should have gotten another huenormous FlaVorIce. Colder, cheaper, yummer.

So what's this fla vor ice thing?

There's a reason low-rise pants will not work for me.

Me no comprende. Why would your hip ratio make them a no-no?

This way, you just send him an apologetic email, and your faces can pretend it never happened.

Sent the email. Gah. I hope I do not become "that racist associate."

I hope I do not become "that racist associate."

Some of your best friends are black. heh.

how do you not notice you have been shot?

Adrenaline and endorphins. You'd think the dripping, but hey -- many stab victims think they've peed themselves until they see the colour of the fluids.

I did a show once with an actor who carried a large champagne bottle on stage and "clinked " it with another actors. One night they shattered, and both actors went about their business, until the one was back stage saying "My foot tingles a bit" It tuens out a 5 inch shard of glass had pieced his foot through steel toed combat boots and he was bleeding like a mofo. I actually had to deal with an entire boot full of blood and it was A LOT. But he hardly noticed in the excitment of being on stage.

go, msbelle! there've been so many jobs when i wanted to tell my supervisors/managers to shove it.

I can't wait to hear about the shoving it tomorrow! I have never been able to do this while quitting, although I did once get fired AFTER doing this!

> Rebecca Romijn does have a sick waist/hip ratio. (Sick in a good way, I mean.)

I really like that look! Of course, like msbelle, I have a 15 to 18 inch diffence, too. Which, on me, anyway, tend to make me look skinnier, as I am also fat! But-- skinny waist! When I was 16-18 yrs old I had a 23 ince waist and 38 inch hips. I don't think they would get any smaller.

I guess my hips aren't as wide as my butt is just big. no pictures of me in a bikini sorry.

have no pictures, but my butt isn't so much big as my hips are wide. Like the bones are wide, not just the muscles or fat. My measurements just scared me, as they are larger than everyone just posted, but 45" 35" 49" is pretty curvey for a fat girl. But considering my former 23" waist, I think I need to lose weight

Good luck, bon. I hate doing shit like that.

So what's this fla vor ice thing?

Brightly colored frozen sugar water. You may know it as Otter Pops?