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Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'

Natter 36: But We Digress...

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Allyson - Jun 29, 2005 2:32:23 pm PDT #5691 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It doesn't work on wood. There's a camping trip story where this and yellow are factors.

You all know this is just PORN, right? You know that, right?

Green Lantern, goes out to the woodshed, powerless against the wood, and then gets a golden shower, so weak he falls to his knees, and then the pizza boy comes in...

DXMachina - Jun 29, 2005 2:39:10 pm PDT #5692 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

There's a camping trip story where this and yellow are factors.

Shoot, DX, Matt, either of you remember who all was involved and who wrote it?

It probably came out while I wasn't reading comics, so I can't help. The only camping trip I ever remember was Hal, Ollie, and one of the Guardians camping when they were taking their trip to discover America, right after Ollie lost his fortune and first grew his beard.

Jessica - Jun 29, 2005 2:39:53 pm PDT #5693 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The one that makes me laugh even more than the yellow is the guy who's weakness is fire. (Martian Manhunter? I think?) 'Cause really, how does that possibly count as a superhero weakness? That's a totally normal thing to be hurt by!

Kat - Jun 29, 2005 2:41:21 pm PDT #5694 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

It wasn't very good cake, but still, cake.

But the problem is this: not very good cake has many calories as excellent cake. Better to use those calories on mouthwatering goodcakeness.

Susan W. - Jun 29, 2005 2:43:53 pm PDT #5695 of 10001

Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Isaac and Franny are total cuties.

Kathy A - Jun 29, 2005 2:43:55 pm PDT #5696 of 10001

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Mmm, now I'm in the mood for a good piece of yellow cake with white frosting, my favorite. Either that or pie--triple berry from Baker's Square would do nicely right about now.

Aims - Jun 29, 2005 2:44:29 pm PDT #5697 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I had an amazing apple-blackberry cobbler the other day. It was sooooo good.

JenP - Jun 29, 2005 2:48:56 pm PDT #5698 of 10001

You all know this is just PORN, right? You know that, right?

I admit it did take me a couple of times to frame the question in a way that didn't make me snicker like twelve year old.

Now, my other question is, are the weaknesses widely known? Do the villains know? (Stop me when you feel like telling me just go read the effing comic. It's just... interesting. I only know the Super Hero Hour superhero types, see.)

DXMachina - Jun 29, 2005 2:50:38 pm PDT #5699 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Do the villains know?

The dangerous ones do.

And unlike kryptonite, they don't affect the man, it's just that the ring won't work on them.

Jesse - Jun 29, 2005 2:51:35 pm PDT #5700 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The dangerous one do.

dunh-Dunh-DUNH!

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