Hah! Craig Biggio has broken the major league record for being hit by pitches: [link]

The record-breaking plunk was delivered by one of Nutty's all-time favorites, Byung-Hyun Kim. And there's this:

The Hall of Fame has requested Biggio's arm pad upon breaking the record...

That's one hell of a sentence.

The sentence writer probably had to stop for a cigarette after writing that.

Does the lobby look like this?

I like this lobby the best, hometown theater and all. There's also the rotunda, featuring marble columns. They did a good job of renovating the place 20+ years ago.

Hooray for Nora and Tom!!

I've been to that fancy bathroom!

What's weird is that's not how I pronounce WTF in my head. It's closer to "Wha-t'fuh?"

Totally.

I am randomly pleased right now. Part of it is the pizza I just ate, but I was already pleased on my way to get the pizza. Word.

Uh oh, Jesse is pleased. That's only a hop, skip and a jump from happy.

Quick, someone make a cowgirl joke.

You cannot break my mood! I am a cowgirl. It's a steel horse I ride.

Personal ad question: Can I like someone who refers to "John" Stewart?

No.

Personal ad question: Can I like some who refers to "John" Stewart?

Tough call. I'd say quiz them on their knowledge of Stephen Colbert skits and if they do very well, they're in. If not, they're exposed for a poser.

Timelies all!

Regarding bathrooms, I was mildly annoyed when I realized that the woman in the stall next to me at the rest stop was talking on her cell phone. What boggled me was when she told the person she was speaking to that she had a call coming in and said goodbye, then started talking to the other person.

I was afraid of that.