I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jun 29, 2005 12:57:49 pm PDT #5638 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I not only sounds out the entire WTF, it has a trace of annoyance and I hit the "F" hard.

I always love freaking out new male co-workers by telling them about the couch in the ladies room. They don't have one theirs. Between that, and the fancy lounges in department store ladies rooms, I think that women have it pretty good, bathroom-wise.

Fancy Ladies Room for Kathy A


Wolfram - Jun 29, 2005 12:59:03 pm PDT #5639 of 10001
Visilurking

And it seems to me that the so-called pro-family bosses, are the ones with the least patience for, "Yes, I was out with Ben's strep throat this week, but Julia has it this week," realities of "stability".

Bingo. It doesn't help that he's a confirmed bachelor with few personal responsibilities.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 29, 2005 12:59:07 pm PDT #5640 of 10001
What is even happening?

Psh. That's not so fancy. Our McDonald's has that.


Kristen - Jun 29, 2005 1:01:47 pm PDT #5641 of 10001

Blarh. I need someone to come over and fill out this application for me.

Now I'm suddenly remembering why I only applied to three colleges. I hate writing this shit.


Kathy A - Jun 29, 2005 1:06:09 pm PDT #5642 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Fancy Ladies Room for Kathy A

Pretty!!

Psh. That's not so fancy. Our McDonald's has that.

Hee! I remember the one-toilet women's bathroom at a restaurant in Chelsea when I went to NYC about eight years ago, where the alcove that the sink was in had this incredible mosaic surrounding the mirror. Just stunning--I have the photo somewhere at home.


DavidS - Jun 29, 2005 1:06:14 pm PDT #5643 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Psh. That's not so fancy. Our McDonald's has that.

Does the lobby look like this?


Topic!Cindy - Jun 29, 2005 1:07:11 pm PDT #5644 of 10001
What is even happening?

No. It's diamond encrusted.


Connie Neil - Jun 29, 2005 1:07:37 pm PDT #5645 of 10001
brillig

referring back, I'm totally with crotchless undies or commando under all those skirts. Air flow is nice. There's still the issue of post-event clean-up, though. I mean, are you just supposed to air dry?


DavidS - Jun 29, 2005 1:07:58 pm PDT #5646 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No. It's diamond encrusted.

Too bad you can't smoke in a McDonald's


Connie Neil - Jun 29, 2005 1:09:21 pm PDT #5647 of 10001
brillig

"The dominating motif of the grand lobby is the huge green patterned panel of light hung as it were longitudinally in one great tapis-vert of corruscating embroidery with borders of labyrinthine fret-work around a field of diamond shaped patterns and illusive stalactites of seeming vitreous illumination, magically worked with patches and spiculae of green light itself as through unseen lenses were focussing all the color of the forest on to a bed of monster crystals.

That's one hell of a sentence.