You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JohnSweden - Jun 29, 2005 11:23:41 am PDT #5575 of 10001
I can't even.

But the ability to run in, unzip, empty, rezip, wash, soap, dry and run? I wouldn't trade that for anything.

I dunno about _anything_. It's kinda convenient, but I hate public toilets anyway. I tend to use them at the movie theatre only because I have just consumed about 30 litres of iced tea (or at least, their "bladderbuster" size seems that big), and no amount of willpower in the 'verse can get you to friendly porcelain with that much pressure going on.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 29, 2005 11:24:29 am PDT #5576 of 10001
What is even happening?

Any minute now Tep's going to step in and tell the multiple orgasm joke.
Except it's no joke.


Steph L. - Jun 29, 2005 11:24:59 am PDT #5577 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I wouldn't trade that for anything.

Any minute now Tep's going to step in and tell the multiple orgasm joke.

"Ten bucks, Father, same as downtown."

Wait. Wrong joke.


EpicTangent - Jun 29, 2005 11:26:03 am PDT #5578 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I wasn't ever mistaken for a teacher, for I am short, but... dear god, Kathy, you're freaking me out here with the I-am-you and you-is-me stuff.

And shrift is rather more me-ish.

There are a million untold stories in history. How people coped with normal bodily functions in crazy clothes is one of them.

I read a Semi-Hist Romance where the modern (time-travelin') woman was shocked at the number of layers required to dress in the Elizabethan period she traveled to, but loved the naughtiness of the fact that they wore no panties. So, I guess once you had your layers of skirts, petticoats, etc., up and out of the way, you didn't have to worry about wrestling with anything else.


Lyra Jane - Jun 29, 2005 11:26:48 am PDT #5579 of 10001
Up with the sun

I occasionally envy the male ability to pee standing up, especially when I'm in the woods or whatever. But urinals seem like a nightmare to me.


Jessica - Jun 29, 2005 11:27:46 am PDT #5580 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There are a million untold stories in history. How people coped with normal bodily functions in crazy clothes is one of them.

I think the lack of modern indoor plumbing was probably a bigger issue than the petticoats.


Wolfram - Jun 29, 2005 11:28:19 am PDT #5581 of 10001
Visilurking

TEN MINUTES??? I think your wife is in there surfing the internet, or something.

Internet? I thought you just had couches in there. Throw in some coffee and you gals would never, ever have to leave.


§ ita § - Jun 29, 2005 11:29:17 am PDT #5582 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I guess once you had your layers of skirts, petticoats, etc., up and out of the way, you didn't have to worry about wrestling with anything else.

Were toilets in common use then?

Internet? I thought you just had couches in there.

WiFi.

IJS.


EpicTangent - Jun 29, 2005 11:29:20 am PDT #5583 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I occasionally envy the male ability to pee standing up, especially when I'm in the woods or whatever. But urinals seem like a nightmare to me.

Seriously. There's a reason that certain regions are called "privates."


P.M. Marc - Jun 29, 2005 11:29:43 am PDT #5584 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I think the couches are/were for "female problems" originally.

Many of the TESC restrooms had cramp lounges. It was great for taking a quick between-lectures catnap.