My elementary school had a big, round, communal concrete sink in the boy's room. There was a bar around the base you stepped on, and metal mushroom shaped thing in the middle that spritzed water like a lawn sprinkler.
Anybody know what I'm talking about? In retrospect, it was verra strange.
Is that all that is, a sink? I'd never seen one, until last year, when Julia had her dance recital. I took her to the ladies room to change between numbers. The recital was held at Saugus High School. I just gazed at it in wonder.
...I think that women have it pretty good, bathroom-wise.
Urinals and the ability to pee standing up. That is all.
Is there no lock on the door?
Huh. You know what? I have no idea. I've actually mostly gotten her to stop doing it, so it's not a huge deal.
ION: Elmo Doesn't Speak Up on His Cellphone, Mom's Suit Alleges
Has Tickle Me Elmo been replaced by Bait-and-Switch Elmo?
Where most toys for preschoolers are designed to make a racket, Elmo's World Talking Cell Phone doesn't make enough noise, a Pasadena mom contends in a lawsuit.
She's accusing Mattel Inc. and subsidiary Fisher-Price, which sells toys based on Sesame Street characters, of rigging the phone so it is audible only when shoppers try it in the store.
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Elmo is easily heard when the phone is in the box, according to the complaint filed on behalf of Elisabeth Marchetti, who bought the toy for her 18-month-old daughter, Ava, in February.
But when the toy is out of the box, the suit contends, Elmo speaks barely above a whisper, making children and parents as unhappy as Oscar the Grouch. Opening the box removes a plastic strip from the phone, resetting the volume.
Urinals and the ability to pee standing up. That is all.
Sorry, is that a pro or a con? I'm so okay with not having that common genitalia space, you don't even understand. How can I pretend I'm alone with a stranger's labia
right there????
Also, I can pee standing up.
Huh.
I have no problem with talking in the bathroom, to people I came in with. To me, it helps increase the privacy, so I can pretend that the other people can't hear any other noises I might be making as well
Although many women will cop to envying the ability to pee standing up thing, it's surely not because of the urinals. The urinals are a drawback. No privacy, man. It is the potential ability to be circumspect, like say in the woods, or whatever, and not have to lower one's clothing quite so far, thereby exposing ourselves, that we envy.
I always love freaking out new male co-workers by telling them about the couch in the ladies room. They don't have one theirs. Between that, and the fancy lounges in department store ladies rooms, I think that women have it pretty good, bathroom-wise.
Yeah, there used to be a law in RI that at least one ladies room in every non-residential building had to have a cot or such like. Which often led to a lot of yelling first thing in the morning at the URI chemistry dept. when someone would stumble across a male graduate student sleeping in the staff ladies room.
Elmo Doesn't Speak Up on His Cellphone, Mom's Suit Alleges
That sounds like a case for Tommy Hotcrotch!
To me, it helps increase the privacy, so I can pretend that the other people can't hear any other noises I might be making as well
No! It means their ear-attention is pointing right at you! The gaps inbetween your words? They can't
escape
hearing you tinkle. The stalls have ears.
there used to be a law in RI that at least one ladies room in every non-residential building had to have a cot or such like
Was there a rationale for that? I mean, a good one?
