You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jun 29, 2005 10:29:28 am PDT #5520 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I haven't seen those since elementary school. That was just horrible.

Oh, yes. Even worse was when I was the first in my 5th-grade class to get her period, and had to deal with pads, etc., in full view of anyone else in that bathroom. Yuck.


Ginger - Jun 29, 2005 10:29:43 am PDT #5521 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I always hang my purse on the hook. I figure the chance of encountering the semi-mythical over-the-door purse thief is tiny and the chance of something disgusting getting on my purse if I put it on the floor is large.


Calli - Jun 29, 2005 10:30:01 am PDT #5522 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I haven't seen a fold down shelf in ages. I always liked those.

I've seen these in several airport restrooms. I guess they figure folks will be carrying a lot of stuff around while in airports. And when I have my purse, coat, and carryon bag on one of these, there's no way it's flipping back up.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 29, 2005 10:32:32 am PDT #5523 of 10001
What is even happening?

I have never been in a multi-bathroom that didn't have doors on the stalls.

You all had them in your schools? Where'd you grow up, Soviet Canuckistan?


Kathy A - Jun 29, 2005 10:35:09 am PDT #5524 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I can't remember if my K-2 school had doors on the stalls, but I do know that the 3-5 school didn't. Junior high (6-8) definitely did, though, so either they started trusting us not to TP the entire bathroom, or they decided the privacy was more important at that age.


EpicTangent - Jun 29, 2005 10:37:52 am PDT #5525 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Oh, yes. Even worse was when I was the first in my 5th-grade class to get her period, and had to deal with pads, etc., in full view of anyone else in that bathroom. Yuck.

Oh holy crap. I would've...I don't know, made my mother call in sick for me for the week or something. I was the first girl I knew to get mine (summer between 5th & 6th), and I was already plenty mortified without that kind of humiliation. Seriously, I'm sitting here infuriated on your (and any other girl this happened to) behalf. (Can I assume you're ok now, 20 or whatever years later?)

I always hang my purse on the hook. I figure the chance of encountering the semi-mythical over-the-door purse thief is tiny and the chance of something disgusting getting on my purse if I put it on the floor is large.

Ginger is wise.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 29, 2005 10:38:11 am PDT #5526 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My elementary school had a big, round, communal concrete sink in the boy's room. There was a bar around the base you stepped on, and metal mushroom shaped thing in the middle that spritzed water like a lawn sprinkler.

Anybody know what I'm talking about? In retrospect, it was verra strange.


erikaj - Jun 29, 2005 10:38:15 am PDT #5527 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I got the bathroom that was accessible only because kids made it too ugly for anyone but disabled folks to use in 7th and 8th. "Kathy Mahoney fucks farm animals," if you're wondering.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 29, 2005 10:39:23 am PDT #5528 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Kathy Mahoney fucks farm animals,"

Isn't that the lost Richard Scarry book?


bon bon - Jun 29, 2005 10:39:54 am PDT #5529 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Where did you go to junior high again, erika?