IN line for 40 minutes? Jesus Christ, if I was in line for 40 minutes, I'd walk outta that store with free fucking food.
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.
'Shindig'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Jun 28, 2005 12:00:11 pm PDT #5227 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
tommyrot - Jun 28, 2005 12:02:05 pm PDT #5228 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The weirdest thing I saw was when a guy who was three people back behind me suddenly demanded that he be allowed to the front of the line because he "was in a hurry."
Luckily I had just finished my purchase. Or maybe unluckily, as I'd love to been able to say, "I'm in a hurry too, and I've already waited for my turn."
tommyrot - Jun 28, 2005 12:03:00 pm PDT #5229 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was in the under-20 express lane when things got interesting.
Ooh, cool! I missed that fire....
sarameg - Jun 28, 2005 12:04:21 pm PDT #5230 of 10001
brenda, that's... oops?
brenda m - Jun 28, 2005 12:05:50 pm PDT #5231 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Not me. I headed straight for the patio at the bar across the street (which, to be fair, was already the plan), called a friend, and spent the entire afternoon drinking and scoping out firefighters and cops. Including one who looked just like Michael Chicklis on the Shield, but kept coming by to laugh at us and make us promise to buy him a beer after the fire.
Kathy A - Jun 28, 2005 12:12:55 pm PDT #5232 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I heard about that fire on the radio--did they ever figure out what caused it?
Lots of fires in the local news lately. I was sad to hear about the local morning show DJ whose house went up while he was on an Alaskan cruise, and his little doggie who he was always bragging about on-air died in the blaze. Poor Otis (the dog, not the DJ).
ChiKat - Jun 28, 2005 12:15:29 pm PDT #5233 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
That explains what happened to Dominick's. I hadn't heard about the fire, but drove by there on Friday night and Dominick's was gone. I wondered why they tore it down. Guess I know now.
tommyrot - Jun 28, 2005 12:18:23 pm PDT #5234 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
did they ever figure out what caused it?
I suspect Cylon treachery.
sarameg - Jun 28, 2005 12:19:28 pm PDT #5235 of 10001
Traffic reports for my puny little commute home are bad. Trees down, electrical poles on fire, accidents....
And that's just 6 miles of not-that-heavy traffic.
Jessica - Jun 28, 2005 12:24:20 pm PDT #5236 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I suspect Cylon treachery.
That's your answer to everything.