We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jun 28, 2005 11:43:12 am PDT #5192 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I only count multiple items of the same thing as one if I'm just 2 or 3 items over the 10 or 15 limit. If I've got 20 things all told, I'll go to the other register, like a good girl.


Scrappy - Jun 28, 2005 11:43:21 am PDT #5193 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I never get in the express lane if I'm over. I put something back if I'm in a hurry.

I totally count, though.


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2005 11:43:45 am PDT #5194 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

One bag = one item.

Even if they're sold by the unit (like lemons)? Or if you're me and put limes and lemons in the same bag?


Jessica - Jun 28, 2005 11:43:57 am PDT #5195 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I order my groceries online and ever have to stand in any lines at all.


Jesse - Jun 28, 2005 11:43:58 am PDT #5196 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I actually get cranky when the express lane lets you have 10 items. Ten is not that express to me! It should be more like 7. And the sign should say "7 items or fewer." t /pedant


Aims - Jun 28, 2005 11:44:22 am PDT #5197 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

That's what you say now.

Of course. I'm not wasting my social capital on freaking expess lane etiquette. I'ma use it up on something good like telling someone to get bent for no apparent reason!


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2005 11:44:25 am PDT #5198 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I never get in the express lane if I'm over.

Last time it happened to me, it was a new supermarket and I didn't notice the signage. The checker was way amused.


Jesse - Jun 28, 2005 11:45:01 am PDT #5199 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Or if you're me and put limes and lemons in the same bag?

And then they have to take them out of the bag to charge you?

You're banned from the express lane for life, sorry. Well, only if you're in line in front of me.


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2005 11:45:11 am PDT #5200 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I order my groceries online and ever have to stand in any lines at all.

Do you have to be home to receive delivery?


Aims - Jun 28, 2005 11:45:33 am PDT #5201 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

For Vons, you do. Not sure about others.