We knocked 'em deader!

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 28, 2005 11:18:37 am PDT #5164 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Or can you just tell the landlord that a friend who didn't know the rule gave you two kittens, and if he can't make an exception then you'll have to give them both away because they can't be separated?

Strangely, this is pretty much the truth.

Also, I do not want chihuahuas!!!!

By the way, my new place is really great-- almost worth all the trouble I have had getting there AND I had a job interview today, so things in general are looking up.


Jesse - Jun 28, 2005 11:19:13 am PDT #5165 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There are some Whitney and Bobbi and Bobby pictures up there, which reminds me!! Is everybody ready for "Being Bobby Brown" or whatever!?!?!?


Jesse - Jun 28, 2005 11:19:55 am PDT #5166 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

By the way, my new place is really great-- almost worth all the trouble I have had getting there AND I had a job interview today, so things in general are looking up.

That is awesome to hear, Sophia.


Anne W. - Jun 28, 2005 11:22:35 am PDT #5167 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

AND I had a job interview today, so things in general are looking up.

Hooray! You need to get away from that asshat boss of yours as soon as humanly possible.


-t - Jun 28, 2005 11:23:37 am PDT #5168 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

By the way, my new place is really great-- almost worth all the trouble I have had getting there AND I had a job interview today, so things in general are looking up.

Excellent!

I don't know what to tell you about the cats. It does seem a shame to split up a pair of cats that actually like each other. I also get teh not wanting to lie to your landlord thing. I am currently lying to my landlord about the number of pets I own, and it bothers me when I stop to think about it. Fortunately, I don't think about it very often.


Aims - Jun 28, 2005 11:28:20 am PDT #5169 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Can't it be like the express lane? I.E., 2 cans of tuna = 1 item? 2 kitties = 1 pet??


Jesse - Jun 28, 2005 11:29:30 am PDT #5170 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is not true in the express lane, Aimee. Not true.

In NYC if your pets are "flagrant" or something for some period of time, you get to keep them, lease or no. Not sure if that's a state or local law, but you could give it a shot. Just move in the two cats and see what happens.


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2005 11:29:33 am PDT #5171 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

2 cans of tuna = 1 item?

Are not! Stop that!


Aims - Jun 28, 2005 11:30:56 am PDT #5172 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

ARE SO! If they're on special 4 for $5, that counts as 1 item!


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2005 11:32:03 am PDT #5173 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If they're on special 4 for $5, that counts as 1 item!

But, so far, 4 for $5 seems to translate to $1.25 each, and ...

Wait! No! Who cares about the math? You're a big express cheater.