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tommyrot - Jun 27, 2005 12:31:22 pm PDT #4872 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

dude, the day goes FAST when you have stuff to do and people working around you.

And a dog.

Which is funny. Sometimes my boss's dog comes to say 'hi' and I'm deep in concentration so I start petting her without even being conscious of it.

Pets have trained me well.

§ ita § - Jun 27, 2005 12:31:45 pm PDT #4873 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Zombie dogs. They really didn't need to use that picture.

Congrats, msbelle, on liking day 1!

msbelle - Jun 27, 2005 12:32:07 pm PDT #4874 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

it has been fun. I am leaving right now in fact. woohoo.

Jessica - Jun 27, 2005 12:32:09 pm PDT #4875 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Zombie dogs:

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.

US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.

Pittsburgh's Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research has developed a technique in which subject's veins are drained of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution.

The animals are considered scientifically dead, as they stop breathing and have no heartbeat or brain activity.

But three hours later, their blood is replaced and the zombie dogs are brought back to life with an electric shock.

Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre.

[x-post...creepy]

Connie Neil - Jun 27, 2005 12:37:06 pm PDT #4876 of 10001

brillig

Plans to test the technique on humans

Who's going to volunteer for this? The folks from Flatliners?

Atropa - Jun 27, 2005 12:41:19 pm PDT #4877 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I know I could be more productive. Just as long as my boss doesn't, I should be fine.

ita speaks for me.

Vortex - Jun 27, 2005 12:42:43 pm PDT #4878 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I will quote you all of Bon Jovi, and then move from there to such hair band luminaries like Poison and Warrant. I will break out the AquaNet and make you long for 3-minute-long guitar solo. I will.

Bring. It.

I see your Poison, and raise you Dokken. It's not love!

tommyrot - Jun 27, 2005 12:46:18 pm PDT #4879 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh, can there be a Dokken Rock Block?

Allyson - Jun 27, 2005 12:47:16 pm PDT #4880 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My mom is finally, after four years, coming to visit in October. I suddenly have a panicky desire to clean.

§ ita § - Jun 27, 2005 12:49:16 pm PDT #4881 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My mom is finally, after four years, coming to visit in October.

Ohh! Cool!

I suddenly have a panicky desire to clean.

Relax. You won't need to clean until September.

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