So this Thursday at the Cherry Bar & Lounge (where they have the Bootie Mashup club), it's Michael vs. Prince night all night long. They're alternating every song, and mixing in folks from their respective camps, so also Janet vs. The Time, and Jermaine vs. Vanity 6 and The Jacksons vs. Tevin Campbell.

JZ's pretty psyched.

I wonder who said that?

Oh, that. That was just for effect.

So, after all the NYC forecast talk yesterday, guess what it's doing outside? Raining.

That was just for effect.

I can never trust you again, nyc_cowgirl.

Oh, also, sitting here talking about how I don't know any single guys, I can't figure out why I don't have the hots for the guy who sits in front of me at work. He's good looking, single, cheesy. But eh. I think he might be TOO cheesy.

I can never trust you again, nyc_cowgirl.

Boo hoo.

Any chance you're underestimating your own cheese?

I am well aware of the limits of my own cheese. In point of fact, the fact that he just referred to a Justin Timberlake song while on the phone with his roommate slightly mitigated the fact that he calls his friends "Brah" on the phone.

Any chance you're underestimating your own cheese?

Does the cheese wear him, instead of him wearing the cheese?

Jesse, can you try moving his cheese and see what happens?

he calls his friends "Brah" on the phone.

aaaaiiiieeeeee

I don't know the context I remember this from but it must have been really annoying.

MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER, FOLKS! Egad.

Someone who's seen my apartment has to tell me to stop.

I've never seen your apartment.

sigh

I have no friends.