Dear sara,
because I love you so much, I will be cranky for you and we all know what that means. I'll start now:
What's wrong with all the fucking people, with the standing in my way and being slow and being nasty. For example, spitting. Seriously, when did it become ok to just spit on the sidewalk, not in the gutter or a patch of grass or, for god's sake in a napkin or tissue, nope, just right there in the middle of the sidewalk, right in front of where I am about to step. I am convinced the spitting men of the world are the same ones who think hissing at a woman is some sort of turn on or mating call. There are too many people in the world and too many of them are stupidhead nasties. I really should be allowed to walk around with a stun gun and go to town, it would be such a nicer place.
You're welcome.
Love, Me
we all know what that means
Sparkly pink tazers issued to everyone!
I'm-Just-Too-Damn-Lazy-To-Iron excuse
I combine this with the "Ouch, I burn myself if I try to iron" reasoning.
Works wonders.
I pay the dry cleaner to take the risks for me.
Milky sweet tea is medicine for what ails you. Step off.
Oy. I went to Robinson's May a couple weeks ago. I think I hate that store. I did end up with a linen/nylon dusky rose trenchcoat for $60, but still. It was the stress.
Milky sweet tea is medicine for what ails you. Step off.
Hot? Totally. Milky and kinda sweet tea is the best comfort-y thing.
But cold/iced tea? It's like flat soda and just too sweet for me.
Sweet tea is just right and necessary in heat & humidity and no wind.
Well, except that it now exceeds my daily caffeine limit, so I don't drink it anymore.
juleps are good for hot and muggy weather, but I'm not allowed to have them anymore
I've been making iced herb teas (Rose Hips & Lemon Zinger, so far) for the past couple of weeks and loving them. In Texas there are battle lines drawn around the sweet and no sweet iced tea camps. Hot tea can be sweet, I guess, but not iced tea, not ever. (This, by the way is one of the big giveaways, that I am not a real Southerner).
Also, I will NOT step off. Right Exactly Now, I am stepping on. SO there.
I am stepping on.
Yeah, but you're stepping on the "some tea can be sweet" train, so it's all good.
Where would I be likely to find adhesive-faced magnetic sheets by the foot in person? (I've found a couple of places online, but I'd rather not pay for shipping if I can avoid it.)
Would a hardware store stock that sort of thing? Or a crafts store, maybe?
