'Day' is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It's not applicable. I didn't get you anything.

River ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 24, 2005 5:08:34 am PDT #4196 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, I have a conference call today. I feel all fancy.


Ginger - Jun 24, 2005 5:10:08 am PDT #4197 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The glow of the conference calls fades pretty quickly.


Vortex - Jun 24, 2005 5:10:30 am PDT #4198 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I really want to leave my office to get some coffee, but I'm afraid that he'll call while I'm gone. Maybe I can send one of the students . . .


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 5:12:46 am PDT #4199 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want a student to do my bidding...


tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 5:13:56 am PDT #4200 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I want a student to do my bidding...

Perhaps a helper monkey?


DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 5:14:33 am PDT #4201 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I want a student to do my bidding...

You already get to hit your students. Which undoubtedly makes Kat and Kristin jealous.


Jesse - Jun 24, 2005 5:14:42 am PDT #4202 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The glow of the conference calls fades pretty quickly.

Luckily, I don't have to participate, just listen. And I don't have to go anywhere or get dressed.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 5:17:53 am PDT #4203 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You already get to hit your students.

You'd think.

But no, I don't, really.


Eddie - Jun 24, 2005 5:18:09 am PDT #4204 of 10001
Your tag here.

And I don't have to go anywhere or get dressed.

Ooh! That's fun: naked conference calling!


Jesse - Jun 24, 2005 5:18:54 am PDT #4205 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I should strip for the call, just on principle. What fun is working from home if you can't be naked??