Like learn to shoot and surf at the same time?
I can't believe nobody else immediately thought: Skeet, skeet! Skeet surfing!
Also, congrats to amych.
Some people juggle geese!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 22, 2005 10:10:15 am PDT #3757 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
DavidS - Jun 22, 2005 10:20:07 am PDT #3758 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I can't believe nobody else immediately thought: Skeet, skeet! Skeet surfing!
I thought it.
sarameg - Jun 22, 2005 10:21:48 am PDT #3759 of 10001
I just got to hold a 12 day old kitten. So wee!
(also got to hold it when it was 5 days old. One of the staff found it and is handraising it.)
§ ita § - Jun 22, 2005 10:37:00 am PDT #3760 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What's your plan for learning to shoot, ita?
My plan is to go with the cops and listen very carefully.
It's a raw plan, but I think it has promise.
Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2005 10:38:26 am PDT #3761 of 10001
brillig
Shooting is fun. Being here in the wide-open West, no one quibbles if you go out into the hinterlands and plink at cans. They object to bottles, because of the broken glass thing, but the favorite spots are pretty well carpeted with spent casings.
We have freaked out people because of our tendency to use stuffed Barneys as targets, though.
Hubby wants to buy me a gun, and my Eastern Liberal soul only said, "I want a gun like Scully has! She's a tiny person, so her gun would fit me."
tommyrot - Jun 22, 2005 10:41:08 am PDT #3762 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My favorite Scully moment is when she's talking to Bambi. "This is no place for an entomologist!" she says, as she rams a clip into her semiautomatic.
Strix - Jun 22, 2005 10:41:46 am PDT #3763 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I want to learn to shoot. I think it's an interesting skill to have, and possibly useful.
I would even consider owning a gun, since I have no small children.
Susan W. - Jun 22, 2005 10:43:29 am PDT #3764 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Wow, lookit! I'm not the only lefty who wants a gun!
Strix - Jun 22, 2005 10:46:15 am PDT #3765 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Nope. I'm a farmed-raised liberal who loves animals, yet thinks Bambi makes some mighty fine stew, once he's been shot by my daddy.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 22, 2005 10:48:18 am PDT #3766 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I thought it.
...and Hec and I share a brain once again. You must have most of it, because I'm in "Fire bad; tree pretty" mode right now.