I'm really hungry, but I'm afraid if I go get lunch, the movers will take my cube while I'm gone.
Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Jun 22, 2005 7:02:19 am PDT #3647 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Jesse - Jun 22, 2005 7:05:24 am PDT #3648 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You have my eyes and my mouth. Why must you take my hands as well?
I don't need your eyes when we're on the phone. I'm always doing other stuff when I'm on the phone.
-t - Jun 22, 2005 7:08:45 am PDT #3649 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I dislike the echoey sound of the speakerphone when I'm on teh other end, and can't seem to resist the urge to raise my voice when I'm talking into one. When I want my hands free, I do the shoulder-cheek pinch on the handset or use a headset.
§ ita § - Jun 22, 2005 7:11:42 am PDT #3650 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't need your eyes when we're on the phone.
Yeah, I meant ears. Quite obviously, I don't have my brain.
Nutty - Jun 22, 2005 7:12:42 am PDT #3651 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I'm a speakerphone shouter, too. Which is unfortunate, because our chief meeting-room at work is right next to the Super Huge Boss's office, and the walls are thin. She has perfected the gesture of "shut the hell up!" which she can make through the conference-room windows.
Just got out of a meeting, in fact. Except that I didn't have to do any talking. Those are fine meetings, as long as I don't fall asleep.
Need more caffeine.
Jesse - Jun 22, 2005 7:17:16 am PDT #3652 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Quite obviously, I don't have my brain.
That explains so much.
§ ita § - Jun 22, 2005 7:19:33 am PDT #3653 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That explains so much.
I think it was excessive eye-rolling that broke it, so watch out for that, eh?
Scrappy - Jun 22, 2005 7:19:37 am PDT #3654 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ooh, Cowgirl snap.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 22, 2005 7:19:49 am PDT #3655 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
My boss at the theatre dials ALL his calls on the speakerphone (very loudly). Then he picks up the handset when they pick up. But he talks SO loudly anyway you can hear him 3 offices over with the door closed.
Also, apparently I am not getting my deposit back because they paid a cleaner to clean my carpets when they were trying to sell the house. Grrr.
Theodosia - Jun 22, 2005 7:21:11 am PDT #3656 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
My roommate's old grumpy cat, Puck, abhored ceiling fans. Sometimes I would turn on the one in the living room just to see her crawl out of the room with her belly as close to the ground as she could get and still move. She would then glare balefully from the living room while I laughed myself silly.