You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Jun 17, 2005 10:13:30 am PDT #2647 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Specially those marbelized pastel colored ones.


Jessica - Jun 17, 2005 10:14:48 am PDT #2648 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In fact, the Gay Agenda is written on multi-colored Post-It notes.


Glamcookie - Jun 17, 2005 10:15:36 am PDT #2649 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

On the heart-shaped ones.


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2005 10:18:46 am PDT #2650 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

US lied to Britain over use of napalm in Iraq war

But what about Poland?


sarameg - Jun 17, 2005 10:27:48 am PDT #2651 of 10001

I've got an editor asking me grammar questions about a copyright/use statement. I kinda want to tell them "Look sweetie, it was written up by a bunch of scientists in upper management. It's been around for 15 years. It is probably grammatically funky. They really don't care, and you really don't need to either. "

Existential meaning of brackets instead of parenserialcommamuttermutter....


Fred Pete - Jun 17, 2005 10:35:00 am PDT #2652 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

In fact, the Gay Agenda is written on multi-colored Post-It notes.

...in a rainbow pattern, of course.


lori - Jun 17, 2005 10:35:15 am PDT #2653 of 10001

Did you guys already talk about the tale that Tom Cruise and Katie first met in a Scientology conference room or whatever, arranged by their respective publicists? I have no problem believing that. So charming and romantic! Also, so really really really not a beard!


Fred Pete - Jun 17, 2005 10:36:11 am PDT #2654 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

arranged by their respective publicists

Just because this cannot be stressed enough. They aren't just publicists, they're matchmakers!

(ETA additional punchline)


lori - Jun 17, 2005 10:39:29 am PDT #2655 of 10001

Freakin' earwormed now. Thanks Fred.


juliana - Jun 17, 2005 10:39:46 am PDT #2656 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Did you guys already talk about the tale that Tom Cruise and Katie first met in a Scientology conference room or whatever, arranged by their respective publicists?

Katie wasn't the only one Tom pulled that on.