Men . . . boredom . . . floppy body parts--a dangerous combination.
Remember the guy who was nominated for a Darwin Award who tried to masturbate with a belt-sander?
You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jun 17, 2005 9:55:55 am PDT #2635 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DavidS - Jun 17, 2005 9:56:35 am PDT #2636 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
whatthefuck is the point of this supposed to be?
The "hee hee" giggle of the socially retarded.
Allyson - Jun 17, 2005 9:56:50 am PDT #2637 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Remember the guy who was nominated for a Darwin Award who tried to masturbate with a belt-sander?
I. Um. Wha. WHY?
Glamcookie - Jun 17, 2005 9:57:06 am PDT #2638 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I totally thought the term referred to an action that involved a mouth.
A teabagging lesson. Just another day at b.org.
DavidS - Jun 17, 2005 9:57:35 am PDT #2639 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I. Um. Wha. WHY?
That is a silly question to ever ask about a man and his penis and the stupid things they do.
Glamcookie - Jun 17, 2005 9:59:00 am PDT #2640 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
PC-ness gone awry:
I did a double-take when passing by a paper recycling bin at work that had the following note posted on it:
White paper only.
brenda m - Jun 17, 2005 9:59:49 am PDT #2641 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Unfair!
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2005 10:02:05 am PDT #2642 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do they have a separate but equal bin for the non-white paper?
DavidS - Jun 17, 2005 10:04:00 am PDT #2643 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Do they have a separate but equal bin for the non-white paper?
Not since Brown vs. the Board of Public Stationary.
sarameg - Jun 17, 2005 10:06:25 am PDT #2644 of 10001
whatthefuck is the point of this supposed to be?
Pretty much. People are so...weird.