Apparently when I say "no mayonnaise" fast food workers instead hear "make sure it's dripping with extra mayonnaise." The next time I order from Heavenly Hams, if I see an adult I'm going to ask him/her if I need to phrase my request as a hip-hop song to get the kids making the sandwiches to understand me.
You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 15, 2005 10:53:02 am PDT #2198 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
kat perez - Jun 15, 2005 10:59:02 am PDT #2199 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar
Today is apparently "Let's do lewd and inappropriate dances at school day" in NYC because I got to see a thrilling performance to "Gasolina" and watch a class full of Puerto Rican kids try to explain to their very nice and infinitely patient non-Puerto Rican teacher what Reggaeton is.
And I learned that Hawaiian Punch is even better than I remembered.
Gudanov - Jun 15, 2005 10:59:41 am PDT #2200 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Here I am standing in a haze
Some guys says something about mayonnaise
I spread it on like it's the latest fad
Why does that dude look so mad
bon bon - Jun 15, 2005 11:01:54 am PDT #2201 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
DXMachina - Jun 15, 2005 11:02:53 am PDT #2202 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Bil, health-ma to your FIL, and support-ma to you and Ms. H.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 15, 2005 11:03:56 am PDT #2203 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
hee, Gud.
-t - Jun 15, 2005 11:04:55 am PDT #2204 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Much health~ma to Ms. Havisham's dad, CaBil.
Sean K - Jun 15, 2005 11:07:31 am PDT #2205 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Less threat of competition from the younguns might be a good thing.
Speaking of less threat of competition from the younguns, did anybody link to the story of a polygamous Mormon sect abandoning between 1,000 and 4,000 of its young men to make room for more wives for the elders?
I can't remember which web site it was on, I'm looking for it now.
Jesse - Jun 15, 2005 11:10:02 am PDT #2206 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Today is apparently "Let's do lewd and inappropriate dances at school day" in NYC
Whoot whoot! I think it's because it cooled off some.
Fred Pete - Jun 15, 2005 11:10:03 am PDT #2207 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Sean, I remember seeing something about that. The official reason is that they break household rules, but the theory is to eliminate competition for women/make polygamy easier.
Sorry, though, don't have a link.