Apparently when I say "no mayonnaise" fast food workers instead hear "make sure it's dripping with extra mayonnaise." The next time I order from Heavenly Hams, if I see an adult I'm going to ask him/her if I need to phrase my request as a hip-hop song to get the kids making the sandwiches to understand me.
Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.
'Hell Bound'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 15, 2005 10:53:02 am PDT #2198 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
kat perez - Jun 15, 2005 10:59:02 am PDT #2199 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar
Today is apparently "Let's do lewd and inappropriate dances at school day" in NYC because I got to see a thrilling performance to "Gasolina" and watch a class full of Puerto Rican kids try to explain to their very nice and infinitely patient non-Puerto Rican teacher what Reggaeton is.
And I learned that Hawaiian Punch is even better than I remembered.
Gudanov - Jun 15, 2005 10:59:41 am PDT #2200 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Here I am standing in a haze
Some guys says something about mayonnaise
I spread it on like it's the latest fad
Why does that dude look so mad
bon bon - Jun 15, 2005 11:01:54 am PDT #2201 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
DXMachina - Jun 15, 2005 11:02:53 am PDT #2202 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Bil, health-ma to your FIL, and support-ma to you and Ms. H.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 15, 2005 11:03:56 am PDT #2203 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
hee, Gud.
-t - Jun 15, 2005 11:04:55 am PDT #2204 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Much health~ma to Ms. Havisham's dad, CaBil.
Sean K - Jun 15, 2005 11:07:31 am PDT #2205 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Less threat of competition from the younguns might be a good thing.
Speaking of less threat of competition from the younguns, did anybody link to the story of a polygamous Mormon sect abandoning between 1,000 and 4,000 of its young men to make room for more wives for the elders?
I can't remember which web site it was on, I'm looking for it now.
Jesse - Jun 15, 2005 11:10:02 am PDT #2206 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Today is apparently "Let's do lewd and inappropriate dances at school day" in NYC
Whoot whoot! I think it's because it cooled off some.
Fred Pete - Jun 15, 2005 11:10:03 am PDT #2207 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Sean, I remember seeing something about that. The official reason is that they break household rules, but the theory is to eliminate competition for women/make polygamy easier.
Sorry, though, don't have a link.