I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2005 11:42:53 am PDT #1165 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

(If you live in London.)

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Joggers are today being warned about violent crows in London parks after an attack left a man bloodied and needing hospital treatment.

Justin Keay was swooped on by two crows in what experts have called a severe case of "mobbing" - where two or more birds gang up on an assumed predator to keep them away from their young.

Now other runners are being told to stay well away from fledgling crows to avoid further attacks.

Mr Keay today told how he was running his usual route through Battersea Park when the birds swooped on him. The crows clawed his head with their talons and pecked at him furiously.

With blood gushing from his head, he had to fight for several minutes before they would stop attack - reminiscent of the Alfred Hitchcock film The Birds.


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2005 11:44:54 am PDT #1166 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, they must be making this up:

Taking a ride on the sheep urine express

A British bus company believes it may have a secret weapon to cut pollution emissions -- sheep urine in the engine.

The Stagecoach company has fitted a bus in Winchester with a tank of sheep urine. The waste is sprayed into exhaust fumes to reduce emissions of harmful nitrous oxides, The Guardian reported Friday.


-t - Jun 10, 2005 11:47:39 am PDT #1167 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

OKay, we came up with x=1/(1+sqrt(2)=sqrt(2)-1.

Trying A) x = [-2 +/- sqrt (4-4*1*-1)]/2 = -1 +/- sqrt(8)/2 = -1 + sqrt(2), so A works.

Not a pretty question.


Polter-Cow - Jun 10, 2005 11:50:46 am PDT #1168 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I am enchanted by the math, but I do not know from whence it came.


msbelle - Jun 10, 2005 11:56:31 am PDT #1169 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

so, I am at work, not doing work and no one else is really here and so it is quiet and peaceful and whatnot. That is nice. Natter is put put putting, though, yes? are people working? or not at work? or too bored to post?


-t - Jun 10, 2005 11:57:50 am PDT #1170 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm at work, not working, but was all caught up in doing math. And now I'm going home.


Vortex - Jun 10, 2005 11:58:00 am PDT #1171 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It was the math talk. It drove people away


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2005 11:58:32 am PDT #1172 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm sulking because no one cares about the sheep urine bus.

Kidding.

I'm the only one here now. So no one will know if I go home early.

I have concocted a clever plan which relies upon this fact....


Emily - Jun 10, 2005 11:58:49 am PDT #1173 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

What I did to make it work, -t (like how I fold and spindle my sentence structure to avoid the hyphen at the beginning of the line?) is the following:

There's a bar vertically down the center which is 1 by x. There's another one horizontally which overlaps, so: x + x - x^2. Then you have the 4 triangle bits, each of which have a hypotenuse of x, so you could put them all together (hypotenuses out) to form a square of side x, so: 2x - x^2 + x^2 = 2x. So the only thing outside the octagon is four more little triangles which are exactly the same, so another x^2, and that fills out the original square, so: x^2 (outer triangles) + 2x (horizontal and vertical bars) = 1 (area of original square), so x^2 + 2x - 1 = 0.

More tangrams than geometry, but there you have it.


msbelle - Jun 10, 2005 12:00:16 pm PDT #1174 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

the urine bus disturbs me. moreso wondering why someone came up with the idea.