1. fresh peaches, fresh blueberries in a glass of sweet white wine, or mojitos (gin and tonics are year-round).

2. beach

The rest: beats me.

And for guys, it's STDs. I remember this one classmate of mine -- he went to the health center, they tried to tell him he had VD, so he went to the real hospital, and they told him he had a bad case of food poisoning. To which I responded, "What, you were having an orgy with a raw chicken carcass?"

I had a friend who, after straining something while wanking, had to explain to the college health center several times that he'd never had sex, so the antibiotics weren't needed, and could they please tell him if he'd done severe damage to himself, thank you kindly.

oh, I should go grocery shopping and start in on a new healthier diet in my time off.

- organic salad mix
- veggies for grilling
- cabbage for slaw
- fish
- mangos
- lemons & limes
- greens
- vanilla bean (?)
- stuff for making ice cream
- tofu
- cilantro & dill
- dijon mustard
- clover honey
- garlic
- gazpacho fixings (spicy V-8, tomatoes, zucchini, cucumber, carrots, celery)
- organic plain yogurt

yumm.

eta: did pretty good considering I forgot this list (remembered I had fish in the freezer).

Um....

The Gallup Poll shows that a majority of Americans still think her as "liberal," but that's not the L-word underlying the latest attack on Hillary Clinton. In his upcoming book, "The Truth About Hillary: What She Knew, When She Knew It, and How Far She'll Go to Become President," Edward Klein will apparently stretch every inch of innuendo possible out of Clinton's friendships with -- gasp! -- lesbians.

Klein says that Clinton says she was heavily influenced by a "culture of lesbianism" when she was a student at Wellesley -- and that, at her 25th reunion, she even touched the buzz-cut hairdo of a woman who was "widely rumored" to be a lesbian!

....

Rush Limbaugh is all but breathless about Klein's book: "I've got some interesting, juicy details on this book on Hillary by Ed Klein, but I'm not going to be the first to mention them," Limbaugh told his listeners the other day. "It will come out eventually. It has to do with sexual orientation, and I'm not going to be the one."

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Ya gotta touch buzz cuts, man. They're so fuzzy!

The sad part is, I can totally see Hillary being at Wellesley and trying to be all "Lesbians! Aren't they great!" as a political/demographic thing rather than from any conviction.

She's not exactly Slick Willie, but I've never been very impressed with her genuineness, especially when it comes to talking to voters.

Well, the woman with the buzz-cut had this to say:

The New York Post today checks in with that woman, a classmate of Clinton's who is, in fact, gay. "Yes, I am a lesbian, but I wasn't at Wellesley or for 20 years afterward," Nancy Wanderer tells the Post's Page Six. "There was no lesbian culture there at the time. I couldn't have told you one person who was lesbian. If there was, it was underground."

I can totally see Hillary being at Wellesley and trying to be all "Lesbians! Aren't they great!"

Isn't this redundant?

ETA: And tommyrot ruins my joke. Nevermind, then.

Mmmm, gazpacho--a total summertime lunch item.

Ah crap. Jack 102.7 was my new favorite radio station this week. Until I found out it's a franchise and all contrived.

I think the new 107.3 is a variation on the format, too. Though they don't use the name Jack.

And tommyrot ruins my joke. Nevermind, then.

I live for ruining lesbian jokes.

Oh, and here's a feminist joke:

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"That's not funny!"

OK, that's an old one - maybe less true today....