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Natter 36: But We Digress...

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amych - Jun 10, 2005 8:00:18 am PDT #1042 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

When my friend was being admitted to a hospital a few years ago the admitting nurse would not take, "I'm a lesbian." as an answer to "What kind of birth control do you use?"

To be fair, I've known plenty of pregnant lesbians. Although, having generally gotten there after great effort and expense and planning and occasionally TMI turkey-baster stories, they tend to be pretty aware of the fact.

brenda m - Jun 10, 2005 8:01:02 am PDT #1043 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've used "not unless I was abducted by aliens" in answer to the "any chance you're pregnant?" question.

Calli - Jun 10, 2005 8:02:15 am PDT #1044 of 10001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

did it ever make your throat muscle constrict?

No, but I wasn't driving an interstate when it happened, so I was able to do some stretches to try and de-cramp my neck right away. I've never had my throat muscle constrict. I'm sitting here swallowing repeatedly at the thought of it.

Cashmere - Jun 10, 2005 8:02:55 am PDT #1045 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

I've used "not unless I was abducted by aliens" in answer to the "any chance you're pregnant?" question.

I like this one.

amych - Jun 10, 2005 8:03:07 am PDT #1046 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

"are you sure?"

"yes."

"are you really sure?"

"yes."

"but are you really sure you're sure?"

"I bled out all over my panties just this morning. Wanna see?"

Calli - Jun 10, 2005 8:04:08 am PDT #1047 of 10001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

the "any chance you're pregnant?" question.

My doctors usually take "no" for an answer there. But they follow it up with a question about my form of birth control. Since going off the pill several years ago I usually answer, "My personality."

§ ita § - Jun 10, 2005 8:05:16 am PDT #1048 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now I want a doctor to ask me about birth control (it's been years since one did) so I can use "These bruises." as the answer.

tiggy - Jun 10, 2005 8:12:19 am PDT #1049 of 10001

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

No, but I wasn't driving an interstate when it happened, so I was able to do some stretches to try and de-cramp my neck right away.

you've got a point there. i was trying to loosen it with my free hand, but it wasn't doing much good.

I don't think she's slept in two years.

the craziest thing about the co-worker? after she had the last one, she was back to work in two weeks. mostly because she was a temp and she wasn't getting paid for that time off, but still.

Since going off the pill several years ago I usually answer, "My personality."

ha! i like that one.

Vortex - Jun 10, 2005 8:14:36 am PDT #1050 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I've used "not unless I was abducted by aliens" in answer to the "any chance you're pregnant?" question.

I often use "unless there's a star rising in the east, no"

Ginger - Jun 10, 2005 8:19:45 am PDT #1051 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I use the "Is there a star in the east?" one too.

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