Call it HMS Spotted Dick, if you want a nice, wholesome, sweet, stodgy, comfort food dessert.

Thank you, Fay, for bringing my inner 12 year old to the fore on this otherwise tedious Monday afternoon. Hee.

I mean, HP fandom apparently calls Hermione/Harry 'HMS Pumpkin Pie'.

Um, why? I do not get this.

I can sort of see why they would ship them...I have thought that, at different times reading the books,although I have heard Rowling say that was not intended. Got nothing to say about the odd pie thing, though.

I can understand the impulse to ship them, and have read some H/Hr that I really enjoyed. But it's one thing to think they'd make a good couple and enjoy stories that pair them while acknowledging you're taking the story in a non-canonical direction. It's entirely another to go completely crazy when it becomes 100% obvious the canon isn't going to agree with you. Since it was only 99% obvious in the previous five books. t rolls eyes forever

In breaking news: I am Professor Snape. But with more shampoo and stronger expletives. Get those horrible children OFF MY LAWN!

This is one of the many reasons I love you so.

I mean, HP fandom apparently calls Hermione/Harry 'HMS Pumpkin Pie'.

Am I right in assuming that HP fandom is where the full-on crazy grows? I don't really know, because I only read fic that is recommended to me by people I trust. Or written by Fay.

I mean, HP fandom apparently calls Hermione/Harry 'HMS Pumpkin Pie'.

Um, why? I do not get this.

From [link]

The Tale of the HMS Pumpkin Pie
Once upon a time, there was a writer and H/H shipper named Cassandra Claire. She was in the middle of writing the fourth chapter of a story called Draco Veritas. And, being the good, H/H shipper she is, decided to post a snippet of an H/H snog on to this board. Her snog was angsty and steamy and made many of us blush.
It also kicked our muses into high gear. A call was heard all 'round the great ship H/H (as it was then known) for snoglets of any type involving our two heroes.
Many people posted and there was one (by Narri) in which our hero, Harry, coming from a feast, tasted like pumpkin pie. No one is sure why this particular tidbit or turn of phrase caught on, but it did, sweeping through the ship like pink-eye in an elementary school.
Many, *many,* of the snoglets that followed described Harry as tasting like pumpkin pie. There were even whole ficlets built around our two heroes and pumpkin pie.
In short, pumpkin pie became our unofficial mascot, until one day, after many snogs and ficlets, someone said, "Let us forthwith be called the HMS Pumpkin Pie."
And, that, my friends, is the story of the great ship, HMS Pumpkin Pie.
~parker
January, 2002

So it's like Buffy smelling like vanilla, only they named a 'ship after it. (It also occurs to me that if they don't have pumpkin pie in England, the whole concept should be a nonstarter.)

Well, they do drink pumpkin juice in HP.

Oh the one hand, yay for feedback. I mean, that's why I bothered moving them, after all. Feedback is good. But, otoh, I am a terrible, terrible snob.

Heh. I seem to be writing a bit of anime fanfic now, and I'm hesitant to post to any communities or archives for a reason similar to this. Of course, I also have barely posted my lone (so far) HP fanfic anywhere also because of this.

"Snoglets"? That's just ...wrong.

Oh, so it can be blamed on Cassandra Claire. Figures.