...seriously.
::flails::
Oh, God. Like
Harry Potter
meets
The Addams Family.
But with more pink.
And Vampire Gerard Way in the attic. And Jilli's day job is the antique shop she runs (where the Winchester brothers stumble across her in their attempts to kill Vampire Gerard Way).
And Clovis, of course.
Oh, God. I'm supposed to be teaching, but...
What would the classes be? Deportment, and Dining Etiquette, and clearly there'd be a department in charge of teaching various tailoring-related skills, and makeup, and music appreciation, and The History Of Goth, and Fine Literature. And there'd be a glorious ivy-wreathed folly on the grounds, and a haha, because they're brilliant, and obviously a cemetary or two, and Surly!Goths and Babybats and so forth would be sent there by parents who thought it was like those camps that try to ungayify you, only actually it would be a fantastic gothic finishing school, and those goths that emerge through the elaborate bone-and-wrought-iron gates will be armed with a fantastic array of ninja goth skillz with which to insidiously gothify their friends, families and neighbours...
Oh! And I love the idea of Professor Snape (or possibly his ghost) being sent there, with a view to being rendered more courteous and child-friendly, and reacting with the bristly fury one would expect, and gradually being somewhat soothed into more moderate curmudgeonliness. Whilst drinking tea and glaring at cupcakes.
FAY. WRITE THIS NOW. NOW NOW NOW.
Oh dear god.
Really I have nothing else to say. Well, except this is par for course in my life... hey, wait I wasn't even
mentioned
in that outline Fay wrote.
Okay, then.
Really I have nothing else to say. Well, except this is par for course in my life... hey, wait I wasn't even mentioned in that outline Fay wrote.
You can hang out with Ghost!Snape, and mutter about the whimsy? You can bitch about comics and gaming with Vampire!Gerard?
Clearly, I am relegated to sidekick material.
Clearly, I am relegated to sidekick material.
No, you are just far more reality-based than I am. Making stuff up about me is
easy.
Tall, loomy, listmaking sidekick. Sounds
adorable
to me.
Clearly, I am relegated to sidekick material.
Sidekick gets to play games with Gee and Mikey and Worm. Honestly, Pete, this is for the total best. Heck, I want to se you in this scenario.
No, you are just far more reality-based than I am. Making stuff up about me is easy.
Please. Pete's TOTALLY easy to write fic about.
Not that I'd ever do that.
...
Hey, it was gen, okay?