(Hint: like most things wrong, it involves Pete Wentz.)
Pete Wentz kicked down the fourth wall and threw a dance party. Now I just try not to think about it too hard.
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
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(Hint: like most things wrong, it involves Pete Wentz.)
Pete Wentz kicked down the fourth wall and threw a dance party. Now I just try not to think about it too hard.
Pete Wentz kicked down the fourth wall and threw a dance party. Now I just try not to think about it too hard.
If the world is ending, we are, after all, throwing the party.
::runs away::
Pete Wentz kicked down the fourth wall and threw a dance party.
And invited furries.
And invited furries.
I will never forget when Plei made me watch a couple of Cobra Starship videos. I think I capslock texted something like "PATRICK STUMP WHY ARE YOU IN THAT BUNNY SUIT I BLAME WENTZ".
So really, the "You can't make it up because it already happened" quote about bandom? True. Oh so true.
JOE BIDEN IS TO BLAME FOR PETE WENTZ.
This will never not be funny to me.
Al Gore may have invented the Internets, but Joe gave us Bandom.
TOP THAT, AL! TOP THAT!
JOE BIDEN IS TO BLAME FOR PETE WENTZ.
Wait, what? I must have blocked this from my memory.
So really, the "You can't make it up because it already happened" quote about bandom?
CHAOS! WITH FIRE! AND GLITTER! AND FURRIES! AND ROBOTS! AND RANDOM SLASH (THE GUITARIST) HOMAGES! AND VAMPIRES! AND THE END OF THE WORLD!!
And that's just from the videos - no wonder bandom produces such cracked-out fic.
(Didn't produce the werewolf mpreg, though.)
Wait, what? I must have blocked this from my memory.
Pete Wentz's parents met, hand to god, working for Biden.
There are pictures of Baby!Pete with Joey B.
Therefore, Biden brought us Bandom.
When politics and gay sex meet.
Oh, please.
Gay above the waist.