Without them, Harold and Kumar would have had no reason to go to White Castle, and I'd have never had a reason to write Neil Patrick Harris copulating with a Toyota.
I do not like this world without sliders. It would be worse than the world without shrimp.
You could always cut hamburgers into quarters, but without shrimp we'd be stuck eating crawdad cocktails.
crawdad cocktails
Those words IN NO WAY belong in proximity to one another.
SHAME.
(shudder)
>crawdad cocktails
Those words IN NO WAY belong in proximity to one another.
True, the way to eat crawdads is boiled with spices and then gobble them up, finishing by sucking the heads. And mostly you want beer with that.
I did not write a Sternly Worded Comment, because it seemed uncharitable. Also, a friend of mine did the (entirely fabulous) art for the story, and I didn't want to embarrass her by association with my attitude.
But I'm still cranky.
Oh sweet merciful Jesus, that was FANTASTIC.
I finally had to retire my LOLita tagline, because this fic reduced me to whooping noises. Awesome.
I really need to quit staying up until 4 in the morning reading this damn kink meme, but it's coughed up some truly stellar fic and I don't want to miss any of it!
Pfeh, color me pissed off. I was reading a Big Bang story and it isn't actually finished. It ends on a huge twist, like a chapter-ending cliffhanger, and the writer's all "Hah hah, what a great twist!"--and apparently fails to understand that that isn't a complete story. She makes no effort to actually resolve any of the storylines, just stops the narrative cold.
Consuela, I read one of those too. At the end of it, the author wrote: "I realize that for many of you, this ending is less than satisfying. It should please you to know that there will be a sequel. At some point...in the future. I have a bunch of stuff to finish up first, but know that I have no plans to abandon the poor boys like this."
So very, very frustrating.
And Fay, I saw a historical J2 where the artwork is alnmost all atrociously naked manips and thought of your grumpy LJ rant about that very thing.