Mwahahahaha!

No. Seriously. Database homework. Group project. And I'm not so sure the group will understand the TOTAL CONTACT HIGH I get just from watching H&K. I haven't smoked up in years, and that movie gets me so totally giggly stoned that I'd fail an Actual Piss Test.

No. Seriously. Database homework. Group project. And I'm not so sure the group will understand the TOTAL CONTACT HIGH I get just from watching H&K. I haven't smoked up in years, and that movie gets me so totally giggly stoned that I'd fail an Actual Piss Test.

I know the feeling.

I'm pretty sure "Things Invisible to See" is the Nancy Willard book I've been meaning to get another copy of, and that the fic is titled "Invisible to See." Could be wrong, of course, in which case please to be ignoring.

Originally, actually, I was going to call it Things Invisible To See.

Only then I realised that the acronym would be TITS. And after I'd finished giggling, I decided to go with ITS instead.

Presently it's to be found at Live Journal, under the username invisibletosee, here, with each journal entry being a new chapter.

...I need to read the SPN crackfic, don't I? I really haven't read much to speak of - SGA is my crackfic fandom.

You do, darling. There is some lovely crack. Gen crack, even. Like the ass rainbow story.

Fay, my SPN crackfic is here, in case you want to peruse. I suspect it looks a lot like Plei's SPN crackfic list.

Sadly, even my crackfic (unicorns! mpreg genderswap wingfic!) ends up sadly gen-like.

I'm the most vanilla ficwriter EVER.

Can we have a moment to remember Postapocalyptic Humans as Slaves of Giant Cats, and also the 15-foot cock? Good times, man, good times.

Something about a fandom with magical canon seems to take a lot of the crackness out of it.

with magical canon

Well, it's no fifteen foot cock. But still, watch where you're pointing that thing.

Can we have a moment to remember Postapocalyptic Humans as Slaves of Giant Cats, and also the 15-foot cock? Good times, man, good times.

Man, yeah. 15' alien tree cock! Fuck, I love typo-ridden badfic at times.

GIANT CATS.

You know, I made the mistake of reading some slash meta from what appears to be, I dunno, an older school branch of slash fandom, and not only do I have eyestrain from reading it on my iPhone, I have it from how hard my eyes rolled out of my head.

I've had slash goggles as long as I can remember.

Yet curiously, this fails to lead to an, eww! het! response, nor is the het I read worse* than the slash, or somehow more prey to antiquated gender roles. What kinda het did these peeps read?

*Okay, maybe in Certain Fandoms, but that's mostly because the only people who slash in it that I can find aren't really in Said Fandoms. Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? Yes, I'm talking about Dark Angel. OMG, I've read so much bad het in that, the shit that actually fits the descriptions in said meta, but that's NOT the case in any of my other fandoms. It's like, a craptastic exception.

What kinda het did these peeps read?

Presumably, Mary Sue, with the Spock, in the drawing room.