The problem with this is that if you create a wartiefic community on LJ, populate it with sockpuppets, toss up an intro post and some drabbles, and maybe stage a flame war between the fictional community moderator and an equally fictional wart-hater, actual Warties eventually will show up and rejoice that they finally have a community of their own. And when you realize these Warties are serious in their Wartie discussions and Wartie fic writing and not other sockpuppets your friends invited, things will get awkward

Crumbs, it's funny 'cuz it's true!

But I am quite sheltered. Or at the very least, vanilla.

...of all the fandoms to be in, HP is an hella impressive place to manage to stay vanilla. HP fic scares me! (Well, y'know, the prospect of going looking for it - recs from people I trust, that's another matter. Just been re-reading Hackthis's Alias/HP AU Trade, in which Julian Sark is Draco's twin brother, actually working undercover for Her Majesty's government. And Draco runs an escort service. It is fabulous. Although it was written back in the days when Blaise's gender was a known quantity, but his appearance was entirely a matter for speculation.)

Plei, I was listening to SA's readings of your stories yesterday! Or at least, the Buffy/Faith one. Damn. Much hotness.

OMG! Where's the Impala/KITT?? It should exist, if it doesn't!

I swear I have seen this. Might be worth a delicious search to be sure.

What worries me is that people are already talking about Connorcest. There is not enough eww in the world.

I did however start thinking on the way home about the many many ways Sarah Connor and John Winchester are alike, including the fact they they each changed their lives and became lifelong warriors on the basis of one single incident that 99.9% of people will never believe happened. Interesting stuff there...

What worries me is that people are already talking about Connorcest.

bleaches brain. and hasn't even seen the freaking show.

...although if we're talking Angel/Connor...well, um, yeah. Special hell.

What worries me is that people are already talking about Connorcest. There is not enough eww in the world.

Eww! The natural somewhat troublesome pairing is CLEARLY Sarah/Cameron, anyhow.

I did however start thinking on the way home about the many many ways Sarah Connor and John Winchester are alike, including the fact they they each changed their lives and became lifelong warriors on the basis of one single incident that 99.9% of people will never believe happened. Interesting stuff there...

I was thinking about that while watching! And how similar in many ways John Connor is to Sam Winchester.

I still want to see a Life/SCC crossover, even though SCC/SPN is more natural.

What worries me is that people are already talking about Connorcest.

Oh, fandom: I just don't understand your beautiful cake, sometimes.

But I am quite sheltered. Or at the very least, vanilla.

Ah, we'll make you a slasher yet.

Aw, nostalgia! I remember when Connie was all "Slash? No way! No WAY!" while she was writing about Vamp!Giles, and we were like "...and then Spike and Giles have the hot sex? Right? Rightrightright?" And she was all "No! Ick!....um. Although maybe...er..." And then another angel got its wings! Or possibly another demon got a raging horn. Something like that, anyway.

Aw, nostalgia!

When I was a child I saw as a child. But now I am a woman, and there are hot men making eyes at each other all over the place.

I just don't understand your beautiful cake, sometimes.

Word.

Which reminds me: Shrift, I gave back the keys to the clubhouse. Dev/Mem is not for me. Plus there are other issues (like beautiful cake of various types), but that one'll do. I'm not good at not being useful, and I'm really not good at not being in charge of anything.