Don't appreciate a good tractor.
Chainsaws! Or a runaway horse.
Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?
'Beneath You'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Connie Neil - May 22, 2007 8:59:06 am PDT #3820 of 10436
brillig
Ailleann - May 22, 2007 9:03:43 am PDT #3821 of 10436
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I can't imagine anyone being able to perform a couple days after defibrillation, or with a wound bad enough to require help just walking or standing.
And it's never just enthusiastic snogging, which one might be able to manage, it's all-out hanging from the chandeliers.
Connie Neil - May 22, 2007 9:05:33 am PDT #3822 of 10436
brillig
it's all-out hanging from the chandeliers.
They could at least pull a stitch.
esse - May 22, 2007 10:17:29 am PDT #3823 of 10436
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
I can't imagine anyone being able to perform a couple days after defibrillation, or with a wound bad enough to require help just walking or standing.
But it's how he knows he's alive again!!`~
How do you expect your (handsome, dashing male) protagonist to truly FEEL ALIVE if they don't do the hippy hippy shake?! Come on, now, people--be reasonable! Hippy hippy shake is its own medicine! Along with the Healing Penis of Comforting Love (TM, available in three sizes) and the Strong Arms of Protection (subject to bicep-width warranty) and ending finally in the Cuddle of Warm Fuzzies. These three combined will clear any rape-related trauma, defibrillator-induced chest pain, or returning-from-the-dead aches and pains!
Nutty - May 22, 2007 10:31:15 am PDT #3824 of 10436
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Sometimes, a hot cup of soup and one of those microwave comfort-pillow thingies is just a hot cup of soup and a decrease in backache.
erikaj - May 22, 2007 11:45:56 am PDT #3825 of 10436
Always Anti-fascist!
Or, like, retching. "No, babe, don't take it personally. It's not your body, it's percocet."
Morgana - May 22, 2007 2:09:27 pm PDT #3826 of 10436
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber
But it's how he knows he's alive again!!`~
How do you expect your (handsome, dashing male) protagonist to truly FEEL ALIVE if they don't do the hippy hippy shake?! Come on, now, people--be reasonable! Hippy hippy shake is its own medicine! Along with the Healing Penis of Comforting Love (TM, available in three sizes) and the Strong Arms of Protection (subject to bicep-width warranty) and ending finally in the Cuddle of Warm Fuzzies. These three combined will clear any rape-related trauma, defibrillator-induced chest pain, or returning-from-the-dead aches and pains!
Oh god, you people are dangerous for those of us (meaning me) who are suffering with the allergies and asthma... you've got me wheezing due to laughter on this end. There are way, way too many fics showing up right now where DeanandSam barely wait for Bobby and Ellen to drive away from that deserted cowboy cemetery before throwing the other one up against the Impala and performing the hippy hippy shake. Right then and there, so as to convince himself/the other that they are Alive and O.K.. Never mind that Sam was recently resurrected, and has a wound in his back that still hurts a bit. Or that Dean just got tossed noggin first into a headstone, and must have at the very least a concussion. That there's all kinds of emotional trauma, ranging from seeing Dad and finally killing the demon to learning about Dean's deal. Or knowing that an army of demons is now on the loose. Let's just.... do the hippy hippy shake, right here, right now.
Ailleann - May 22, 2007 6:35:28 pm PDT #3827 of 10436
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Not to mention, you know, the incest.
Consuela - May 22, 2007 7:14:36 pm PDT #3828 of 10436
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
t loves Ailleann
Morgana - May 22, 2007 7:24:36 pm PDT #3829 of 10436
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber
Pffffft. Morality clearly has no place in discussions of the healing power of the hippy hippy shake.
(I keep wanting to say hippity hippity shake, which makes me think of Easter bunnies, which just has nothing to do with SPN or fanfic. Story bunnies, I guess. Maybe.)