and grounding her almost naked rump

I thought grounding was a thing you're supposed to do at the start of meditation, you know, being in the moment, in your body, that kind of stuff. Not a sexual action, even if performed almost naked.

salivated savagely

Ew. I've been finding that a lot of fanfiction writers don't know the past tense of grind or thrust. Which can be a little weird.

past tense of grind or thrust.

"grindificated" and "throost", of course.

"throost", of course.

For some reason, I'm now imagining finding this in some piece of Hagrid fic in which the author has attempted to replicate his accent. "Ooh, yeah, throost eet on in tha!"

I would prefer that the words "Hagrid" and "throost" never be paired before my eyeballs ever again. Unless we're talking about jet engines. Because, really, scary mental pictures.

Sorry, connie. I just... it called to me. I am weak, and typed.

You should write some Harry/Draco in penance.

Without any "throosting", unless it's part of an amusing spell.

So while out for my afternoon walk, I suddenly thought of two vids I would really like to see, both songs by The Smiths:

A Wes-centric one to Please, Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want and a Xander-centric one to Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before.

Now I'll wait for someone to make those, or tell me I'm crazy.

Jilli, this is decidedly freakish because I've spent the past two days trying to figure out what all could be vidded to The Smiths.

For the record, my brain decided that what we needed was a Spike and Angelus vid to This Charming Man.

Paul keeps reminding me that we do *have* the technology here. I keep waiting for him to make the vids for me. Silly husband. What does he think his film major was for, if not my entertainment?

Please, Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want

This is now playing on endless loop in my head. Thanks.