I bet Superman brings Batman batcookies from Martha for Halloween. And then he stands too close and smiles too much.
You know Jeph Loeb has that in his cut scenes somewhere.
You know what I want? Bizarro/Batzarro. Nothing stronger than PG.
Because they're such the completely crack-addled OTP, but I don't want to think of them actually having The Sex.
You know what I want? Bizarro/Batzarro. Nothing stronger than PG.
Because they're such the completely crack-addled OTP, but I don't want to think of them actually having The Sex.
Oh, come on, they'd have such cute kids.... Bizarro/Batzarro mpreg. You know you want it.
I want Bruce/Lex from Lex Luthor: Man of Steel.
I want Bruce/Lex from Lex Luthor: Man of Steel.
They'd be very pretty.
I think that's the first time I ever bought something just for the artwork.
I think that's the first time I ever bought something just for the artwork.
I think I got the first one and then got poor or busy. I might go look for it next time I'm comicward.
I might go look for it next time I'm comicward.
IIRC, issue #2 is the one with the Bruce/Lex barely-subtext-like-whoa, with extra special bad-and-wrong Batman/Superman subtext. And the entire run is chock full of the bad-and-wrong Lex/Superman.
I seem to be a bad-and-wrong mood today.
I seem to be a bad-and-wrong mood today.
Same here. I may have to go on the hunt for some of the recent Dick/Slade.
and feeling his semen sloshing around in her uterus.
Hmm. Shouldn't have been eating just then, I suppose.
Suddenly had a flashback to a fanfic line, and then remembered it was mine. Well, go me! "Smallville was just... corn plus near-fatal encounters with mutants." Not particularly entertaining, I just found myself thinking, "corn. Wasn't there something about corn and mutants?"
the one with the Bruce/Lex barely-subtext-like-whoa, with extra special bad-and-wrong Batman/Superman subtext. And the entire run is chock full of the bad-and-wrong Lex/Superman.
When bad and wrong comes in these flavours, every day is a good day for it.
Yeah, I'll be picking it up, methinks.
What do we think, does Metropolis have a river?