Lorne: Take care of yourself and ah, make sure fluffy is getting enough love. Gunn: Did he have anything? Fred: No. And who's fluffy? Are you fluffy? Gunn: He called me fluffy? Fred: He said make sure…wait. You don't think he was referring to anything of mine that's fluffy, do you? Because that would just be inappropriate.

'Conviction (1)'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


§ ita § - Oct 13, 2005 3:08:13 pm PDT #1207 of 10434
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not sure if the complaints were the playing or the writing, but there we're Six is unsexy vibes I just didn't get.


Emily - Oct 13, 2005 3:17:41 pm PDT #1208 of 10434
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So does Lee not count as an Adama?

He counts as an Adama, but since I can call him Apollo and I don't really know what else to call the Commander (I suppose I could call him that, but Roslin/The Commander sounds weird)... yeah. I guess I didn't really need the "since" in that sentence.


Connie Neil - Oct 13, 2005 3:37:30 pm PDT #1209 of 10434
brillig

So does Lee not count as an Adama?

He an Adama. He's just not The Adama. Everytime they say Lee I think "Who? Oh, yeah, Apollo."


Dana - Oct 15, 2005 6:23:34 pm PDT #1210 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Staring intently into her deep blue eyes in a voice almost plaintiff he then asked, "Please I must know, where have we met before?"

Objection!

The end came quickly to all concerned. Elena after shooting Michael died in a volley of bullets from Michael's team. She now lay lifeless in a pool of blood after defending her father from the Organization's attack by gunning down her own husband. The same father who abandoned her during most of her life now lay dead on the white carpet after meeting his end as Michael had strategiesed.

So if your plot gets in the way, just wrap it up in a few sentences and send Michael to heaven! Yes, heaven.

He wondered why he was not frightened by the prospect of spending eternity burning in the hell he earned by building what he thought was a hell on Earth. He further wondered how this Deity he had forsaken most of his life with his actions, would react to Michael's arrival at the Pearly Gates and how fast He would ship the newcomer to the Section in the sky.

Michael dared to say, "Is it just a visit, or should I get an asbestos suit at the nearest Walmart?"

A thunderous clap of laughter filled the heavens, "I have often wondered why so few appreciated your dry sense of humor; I must confess this was the reason I sent you the Irreverent Nikita. You do know you are one of my favorites…"

But we all knew Michael was one of God's favorite people. Obviously. Duh.


erikaj - Oct 15, 2005 6:51:09 pm PDT #1211 of 10434
Always Anti-fascist!

God has favorites? I'm telling! Yeah, so sure the list would look like Dalai Lama, MLK, and Michael from "Nikita" Why does she keep trying to use words she doesn't really know? Besides to make Dana laugh and the rest of us point, which might be good enough.


Deena - Oct 15, 2005 9:08:58 pm PDT #1212 of 10434
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

How does he stare with a plaintiff voice? And is it guilty, or did the other stare do it?


Jars - Oct 16, 2005 12:58:49 am PDT #1213 of 10434

It's nice to know God appreciates a dry sense of humour. That's the British into Heaven then.


Anne W. - Oct 16, 2005 4:25:45 am PDT #1214 of 10434
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

strategiesed

New words! New words!


shrift - Oct 16, 2005 6:50:50 am PDT #1215 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Michael shops at Wal-Mart?


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 16, 2005 6:53:41 am PDT #1216 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

God wonders why people don't get his sense of humor? Dude, you're God—aren't you supposed to know, like, everything?