Is there any sort of writer's guide for Harry Potter around? The fic bunnies are nibbling, and I don't want to have to go through all the books again to make sure I've got hair colors right and who's got what classes and what the main features of the various spells are.
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
River ,'War Stories'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
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Connie Neil - Sep 27, 2005 6:49:02 am PDT #1064 of 10434
brillig
Dana - Sep 27, 2005 6:56:08 am PDT #1065 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Dana - Sep 27, 2005 7:43:14 am PDT #1066 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
On a good day, Michael Samuelle was a control freak, so on this awful day Michael had his emotions as well as his women on a very short leash. Let’s say that Michael was in machine-mode with his mask in place and his rod stuck way-up his ass as he lead the girls through a marsh of impassive emotions. The robot-like man took the conversation from an inquisition to the more tolerable prosecution of a kangaroo court – by the way the ass was FINE.
So...the rod up the ass is voluntary?
Realizing that although the result of his experiment made him feel better, Nikita and Elena continued being combative and hostile towards each other, so his nice ass was in a vice. Poor Michael, surrounded by women who pulled him every which way without considering his feelings – just his ass.
I'm sensing a bit of an obsession here.
Elena’s next questions were direct and personal as she asked Nikita, “Are you married? Are you involved with anyone? Do you have children? Are you a lesbian?”
Because if you're not married and you don't have children, you must be a lesbian.
Michael was so taken aback by Nikita’s response, he could think of nothing else to do, so he reprimanded Elena - move he had not planned. “E-L-E-NA”, he said as he moved the woman off his lap, “What is going on here, stop – these are very personal questions.”
He went to the extreme step of spelling her name out! He must be taken aback.
Emily - Sep 27, 2005 7:48:58 am PDT #1067 of 10434
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
he lead the girls through a marsh of impassive emotions.
Man, I hate that. It gets my clothes all sticky and stoic.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 27, 2005 7:50:57 am PDT #1068 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I suppose if you're going to be a robot-man torn between two combative possible lesbians, a nice ass is a good thing to have.
Nutty - Sep 27, 2005 7:58:19 am PDT #1069 of 10434
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
So...the rod up the ass is voluntary?
I am told some people enjoy that rather.
so his nice ass was in a vice
I wonder if it was Miami Vice?
(The word she is looking for is vise.)
Connie Neil - Sep 27, 2005 8:05:21 am PDT #1070 of 10434
brillig
Thank you, Dana!
(I think, as I feel my grip weakening and I continue the slide towards another fandom)
Emily - Sep 27, 2005 8:06:08 am PDT #1071 of 10434
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
(The word she is looking for is vise.)
Alas! "Vice" is an accepted alternate spelling. Which I call letting down the side, but then I've got a more-than-reasonable amount of prescriptivist in me.
Nutty - Sep 27, 2005 8:15:37 am PDT #1072 of 10434
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
"Vice" is an accepted alternate spelling.
Onnly among people who watch lots of reruns.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2005 8:17:05 am PDT #1073 of 10434
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Onnly among people who watch lots of reruns.
Or, oddly, the Brits.