Atropa, I had read our Fay's present to you, but it's been long enough that it would almost be new! The other, I will try, since you say I will not wander down "But where did he get the - no, brain, stop it!" paths.

Thank you, Dana - I have not read Monstress yet, but everything else I can get by on.

Have I thanked you all for calling me 'Parker'? People in my Zoom meetings/passing in the garage don't, and I hadn't realized how much I think of that name as me.

For that bonkers crossover, I only know Young Wizards, the Paul Simon song, and a bit about the cats. It still works.

Happy to provide fandom-specific recs too.

Anything for Goblin Emperor?

No, sorry. I read the book and (whispers) didn't really like it. It looks like it's been a Yuletide fandom for the last few years, though.

That's okay, 's not your cake.

I read all of Astolat’s Witcher fic without ever playing the game or reading the books, before the Netflix series came out. [link] There’s 10 of them, mostly long. They’re a big part of why I watched the show.

Oh, Parker, I have a bunch of Goblin Emperor stuff. Hang on-- Well, I thought I did, but apparently I didn't bookmark them? Bad fan. Well, here's one anyway: [link]

It's a WIP but it's charming. Maia runs away from Setheris when he's 16 and becomes a courier. Really great world-building. I'll see what else I can find--I think Victoria P. does some good recs.

Oh, and here's a widely-recced one, The Winter Emperor, in which Maia is abducted and hidden away, and Csevet comes to find him: [link]

Yay! Thank you!

Atropa!

Every knife in my kitchen is yours, should you need it

should NOT be romantic! And yet!