She is very pretty. But depressingly thin. Which is very insensitive, as I am still mourning for my thinness.

No, I joke. The pretty is still pretty. Nice and grape-like. Mmmm, grape-covered Sandra Oh.

(Um, she is Sandra Oh, right? Cause I don't wanna be like that Oscars announcer who mangled Ziyi Zhang's name so badly.)

(Oh crap, I missed the Tonys which Hugh Jackman was hosting, didn't I? Shoot. He's such a SEXY BITCH, too. I feel like a negligent fangirl.)

Pizza world tour:

On Sunday, I set sail for my own pizza quest, leaving my apartment at a painfully early 10:45 a.m. I wouldn’t return home until 1:05 the next morning, having ridden the Q, Q, G, E, F, 4, Bx19, 2, 1, Staten Island Ferry, x44, x44, Staten Island Ferry, and the R, and having sampled pizza in all five of New York’s esteemed boroughs in one day. And just like my parents like to rehash their journey across the choppy Atlantic, I’ll share with you the multifaceted adventure that was the Pizza World Tour.

ita's been touched by an angel

She's been bitchslapped by an angel from the look of it.

She looks like a tiny woman, but there's flesh wrapped around her bones.

She looks like a tiny woman, but there's flesh wrapped around her bones.

This exact same sentence appears in the Monster Manual III.

Sandra Oh really brings out the "Why don't I look like that?" in me with that picture.

I made my resume public on Monster today while applying for something or other, and I already have gotten an e-mail and a phone call trying to entice me into a life of selling insurance.

You know who's evil? Betsy, that's who. This morning on the way to work, I went to the vet's office she recommended, and they have kittens that are up for adoption.

Really really cute kittens.

You need a new kitten.

I need a new kitten.

Kittens for everyone!

Or maybe we should hold off until just before the next F2F, so we can play poker.

I bet our SpaceCat that Buffy will only run for 7 seasons.