I have a bruise on my thigh shaped like a palm. This might be the turning point where kravvers become isolated because explaining these things to new people gets too difficult. My god, we were all marked up after yesterday. Well, the girl who took the test with the broken thumb wasn't too bruised.
Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!
Oz ,'Bring On The Night'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 9:04:05 am PDT #9643 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nutty - Jun 06, 2005 9:05:59 am PDT #9644 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
My mother is visiting and she and my daughter are SO in love with each other. I am so happy. Today they bought plastic giraffes at the toy store and then went to the library and got books about giraffes.
Teh cute never ends!
No, I still haven't gone to lunch yet.
tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 9:06:44 am PDT #9645 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ooh, lunch. That's a good idea.
ION (x-posted from Tech) - Apple is switching over to Intel processors.
Jesse - Jun 06, 2005 9:06:50 am PDT #9646 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Holy crap, ita.
sarameg - Jun 06, 2005 9:07:51 am PDT #9647 of 10001
Wait, is that the size of a palm as well?
That looks...ow.
I think you should start telling people it is a religious apparition. Like the jesus footprint in an english muffin.
tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 9:08:43 am PDT #9648 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ita's been touched by an angel
DXMachina - Jun 06, 2005 9:12:32 am PDT #9649 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
offers to make my sperm taste better
Cherry flavored? Grape? Diet sperm?
It the New Sperm®, although they probably ought to talk to the Coca Cola marketing people about it first before investing heavily.
Apparently half my town was without power yesterday afternoon while I was sitting in front of my air conditioner. Probably not my fault.
Jesse - Jun 06, 2005 9:12:35 am PDT #9650 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"See, what happened was, I was going along, minding my business, and suddenly the virgin Mary came along and GRABBED me! On the leg!"
msbelle - Jun 06, 2005 9:13:37 am PDT #9651 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ita, try here for skins. [link]
tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 9:14:18 am PDT #9652 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It the New Sperm®, although they probably ought to talk to the Coca Cola marketing people about it first before investing heavily.
Plus, isn't Coke a spermicide?