I assumed it was a gay joke. I couldn't figure out quite *how* it was a gay joke, mind, but that's where my mind tends to go when the words "Tom Cruise" and "top" are juxtaposed.
You and me both, LJ
Hey, does anyone use Quicken Billpay? if so, how much does it cost. I bought quicken this weekend to use for billpaying, and was idly reading the box (before I opened it), and there is a footnote saying that there "may" be a charge. I just want to know how much it is. There's no answer on the website, and the "technical Assistance" is $24.95. It's a decent product, and would help me manage my money better, but they're pissing me off. I CAN and WILL return!!
Rick, didn't you used to be Rik? Or have I somehow, bizarrely, mixed you up in my mind with the Young One?
...at which point I suddenly realized that I have mixed up the Young Ones and French and Saunders theme songs in my head. "The Young Ones... ooeeooeeoo..."
All in all, if I have to be spammed, I prefer to be the target of these literate spammers with a sense of humor.
All I ever get is spam from eBay about my account being suspended (note: I do not have an account), same from midwestern banks I've never heard of, and incomprehensible non-roman characters from lively people in China.
I get the eBay and bank spam threatening to close my nonexistent account if I don't do something (to which I say, please do!) and offers to make my sperm taste better (um...), but also the lovely Adjective Q. Gerund emails.
And on my fanfiction-only account, I occasionally get Cyrillic email. Which may or may not be spam. Who knows?
sperm taste better
Cherry flavored? Grape? Diet sperm?
I occasionally get Cyrillic email. Which may or may not be spam. Who knows?
Increase the size of your Cyrillic!
Refinance your Cyrillic!
Attention! Your computer may be infected with Cyrillics!
I finally got a task to do! Yay! Of course, it's re-doing the single task I did last week.
That's AWESOME. I like Brooke so much more all of a sudden.
I've always really liked her, but I'm positively giddy that she came out swinging in response to Cruise's remarks. He should have picked on someone his own size.
He should have picked on someone his own size.
A shot against Gary Coleman is always a cheap shot.
I've been recently diagnosed with sleep apnea. Would anyone know of a source where I could find a CPAP machine fairly cheaply? eBay is hoping for $400+ for the few available, and I'm hoping for a better deal somewhere.
Connie, my dad has one that I don't think he uses anymore. Want me to see if he wants to sell?
(ETA: It'll probably be worth it to him never to have to hear me say "Piiiiigs Iiiiiin Spaaaace" again. What can I say, there was a...resemblence.)
