River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 7:58:58 am PDT #9606 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't bear the idea of spending $5 to ship $6 worth of merchandise.

Can you pretend that they raised the price to $9 but cut the shipping to $2?


amych - Jun 06, 2005 7:59:04 am PDT #9607 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

All that time that I was bitching about doing my cow-orker's work while she was on leave? I was forgetting that I do all her fucking work while she's here, as well. Bah.


Fred Pete - Jun 06, 2005 8:00:01 am PDT #9608 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

In other news, OMG Most Frustrating Conference Call Evar:

Mute. Snark.


tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 8:01:19 am PDT #9609 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mute. Snark.

Just double-check that mute is in fact on....


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 8:01:22 am PDT #9610 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mute. Snark.

And IM.


-t - Jun 06, 2005 8:01:49 am PDT #9611 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow, midle school certainly has gotten more advanced since I was in it. Or last taught 8th graders, for that matter. Abstract algebra is, as I recall, hard. Differential Equations was a sophomore level course at my (science and engineering focussed) college.

Though after years of hearing people aske "When would you ever need to use Algebra?" and "What good are fractions, anyway?", maybe I'm just surprised that there are, in fact, math requirements.

Emily, can you hook up with someone else taking the exam and study together? SOmetimes you just need to explain it to someone else to remember what you know, if that makes sense.


Emily - Jun 06, 2005 8:03:11 am PDT #9612 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Maybe a couple of tutoring sessions would help you?

Hmmm. Spossible. The question is, can I get my student loans to pay for it? Also, why won't my school post who's teaching classes? It hasn't been a problem before, but now it really is. I need to know, dammit!

In other very frustrating news, Netflix has added two Billy Connolly standup DVDs (I've been a sucker for him since "Small Blue Scottish Person," which must have been a special or something, since I can find no trace of it anywhere) but has no idea when they'll be available.


Strix - Jun 06, 2005 8:03:49 am PDT #9613 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey!

Whew. My DSL got cut off on Wed., so I have been out of the loop since then. Fortunately, my temp jon has internet and they are encouraging me to use it "to keep from getting bored."

Sweet.

Jon got MARRIED?! Congratulations! I skipped (there were a 1000 messages) -- so can anyone give me the 411?


Lyra Jane - Jun 06, 2005 8:06:00 am PDT #9614 of 10001
Up with the sun

I actually like a salad with no lettuce.

I could do that, except it would make the vegetable base tomatoes, and I don't actually like tomatoes that much. (I can just about tolerate them cut into small pieces and mixed with a bunch of other stuff. In big slices with just dressing, NSM.)


Nutty - Jun 06, 2005 8:06:10 am PDT #9615 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Mute. Snark.

No, you don't understand. It was 5 people in a tiny, windowless room, none of us with computers, trying to get a word in edgewise with an overbreaing phone person. It wasn't that she droned on and on; it was that she wouldn't listen when we asked her to revise, and then when we got our sentences out of our mouths, she argued.

There are lower circles of hell, but they involve Geraldo, the T, and gastric distress.