Elvis eats boats! Elvis eats boats!
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jun 03, 2005 5:19:02 pm PDT #9231 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DXMachina - Jun 03, 2005 5:20:07 pm PDT #9232 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
She put a Louisianna lip-lock on my love pork chop...
DavidS - Jun 03, 2005 5:22:51 pm PDT #9233 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
There's one person who's got no Elvis in 'im. He's the Anti-Elvis...
Tom Scola - Jun 03, 2005 5:28:30 pm PDT #9234 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Logan, from GG, has no Elvis in him.
DXMachina - Jun 03, 2005 5:38:34 pm PDT #9235 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
At least he's not vibrator dependent.
Steph L. - Jun 03, 2005 5:38:39 pm PDT #9236 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Don Henley must die!
Don't let him get back together with Glen Frye!
Poke a sharp stick in his eye!
True story: at a Mojo Nixon/Dead Milkmen concert in college, Mr. Nixon came out to watch the Milkmen perform, and, through a weird sequence of events, invited me to come along on tour with him as his masseuse.
I never claimed to have magic fingers, so I assume the masseuse offer should have had air quotes around it.
amych - Jun 03, 2005 5:56:16 pm PDT #9237 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I am now even more in awe of Teppy.
JenP - Jun 03, 2005 6:22:06 pm PDT #9238 of 10001
bon bon killed me with the link to WhatWord. There is numbness. I should stop.
...soon.
shrift - Jun 03, 2005 7:45:35 pm PDT #9239 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I went to the mall. I tried on dresses. Apparently, my rack, she is too much for these newfangled dresses to handle. Too bad, so sad.
So I bought a pinstriped suit (65% off!), and I'm wearing a fire engine red cleavagey slutbomb shirt under it tomorrow, along with some spiked heels.
And then I went to Suncoast and consoled myself with some Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo. Jin is my secret husband.
It's after midnight Eastern time here, so I'm going to be the first person to wish Dana a happy birthday, since she's in this time zone right now.
Happy birthday! I'm going to be mildly sappy and say that I can't imagine my life without you in it. Also, Serenity Now!
Signed,
Surfing for Plane Tickets, Destination Dana
Lee - Jun 03, 2005 7:48:37 pm PDT #9240 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
The outfit sounds fabulous, shrift.
Happy pre-birthday, Dana!