I guess I should just sit back and wait for the craving and shambling to start.
Or you could be all proactive and stock up on brains now....
I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2005 7:33:32 am PDT #9054 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jars - Jun 03, 2005 7:39:21 am PDT #9055 of 10001
Don't click the link if you're planning on getting any work done today. it's a good job I don't value my time very much...
TomW - Jun 03, 2005 7:39:32 am PDT #9056 of 10001
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."
Or you could be all proactive and stock up on brains now....
Brains are really at their best when freshly picked. If you *have* to have a long-term storage solution, wrap tightly (beware of squishing) in aluminium foil and place in zip-top bags in the freezer. They're easier to stack if you split into two halves beforehand. Also, half a brain is a much easier serving size to work with.
Thaw in the bottom of the refrigerator overnight. Do not attempt to use the microwave unless you're craving brainzzz soup.
Fiona - Jun 03, 2005 7:40:45 am PDT #9057 of 10001
I couldn't see the pictures this morning, but I can now. Jon and his Bride do look exceptionally cute and happy. It must have been a wonderful day.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 03, 2005 7:44:36 am PDT #9058 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
If you *have* to have a long-term storage solution, wrap tightly (beware of squishing) in aluminium foil and place in zip-top bags in the freezer.
Is this why you want a second freezer in the basement?
-t - Jun 03, 2005 7:45:13 am PDT #9059 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
No microwave? Zombification is hard.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2005 7:48:53 am PDT #9060 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A walk-in freezer would be ideal, because it doubles as a place to store victims until their bodies can be disposed of. I mean, just because you're a brain-eating zombie, doesn't necessarily mean you want rotting corpses littering the house....
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2005 7:49:21 am PDT #9061 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Zombification is hard.
Not to be confused with a zombie ficathon. Which, I think, is a bit less hard, although not for me.
ChiKat - Jun 03, 2005 7:50:24 am PDT #9062 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Or, a room of cryogenic chambers. Then, you can store victims until you're hungry. And then you have fresh brains all the time without the fuss of having to go hunt.
Laura - Jun 03, 2005 7:50:38 am PDT #9063 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Don't click the link if you're planning on getting any work done today.
For the record, I am not very good at this game. So work it is. I did bookmark for future attempts.