Unrelated to smell, except that I expect Luke smells just like home, the GG finale is airing again tonight at 9.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 1:33:32 pm PDT #8253 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nilly - May 31, 2005 1:38:47 pm PDT #8254 of 10001
Swouncing
So, my news: I'm never ever going to believe anyone who says that they sent me all I needed. Even if (most) of the content was there, the formatting is what takes forever. Isn't it sad that one report can make a person lose so much faith in the human race?
I finished with one of the supposadly-easy things, and am now midway though the first difficult one. Well, no, not midway. More like start-way. And so far it doesn't show signs of being any different than what it was supposed to be in the first place, meaning difficult. I need to actually phrase sentences that make sense, and put references inside them! That's difficult. As proof I offer my posting style tonight.
Kat - May 31, 2005 1:48:40 pm PDT #8255 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I love food too much to be a competitive eater, but this woman who can eat 11 cheesecakes in 9 minutes is so cute! I can't believe she's 37 years old though.
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 1:52:02 pm PDT #8256 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There's a wormhole in her stomach that leads to an alternate dimension. It's the only explanation.
Kat - May 31, 2005 1:54:02 pm PDT #8257 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
My friend Sugarfreak says that it's always the small ones that can put it down.
We saw a candy bar called a New Jamaican, ita. rum and raisins in chocolate. Almost bought it for you but we only had $1.10 left in cash.
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 1:55:20 pm PDT #8258 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We saw a candy bar called a New Jamaican, ita. rum and raisins in chocolate
That's a popular sort of chocolate bar in Jamaica. Mmm.
kat perez - May 31, 2005 1:55:31 pm PDT #8259 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar
How much do I love that there is an International Federation of Competitive Eating?
She must have a wooden leg.
Kat - May 31, 2005 1:58:21 pm PDT #8260 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
SERIOUSLY on the wooden leg thing. 5.75 lbs of aspargus. Dude. That's like 5.65 lbs too many.
Nilly - May 31, 2005 2:02:36 pm PDT #8261 of 10001
Swouncing
The problem I see is not with the amount, but rather with the speed of eating. Is there were a "slow to eat" contest?
[Edit: 8-2=6*1. Playing with numbers is so much easier than blah-blah-ing my way through references which content is mostly a mystery to me. Why is it that I never need to write a report about post #?]
aurelia - May 31, 2005 2:05:41 pm PDT #8262 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
From Kat's link:
There is an century-old prophesy within the competitive eating community, dismissed by most, that foretells the rise of the One Eater, a woman who will electrify America.s gurgitators and lead them to international victory once again. Like Joan of Arc before her, this eater will be slender of stature, but mighty in strength.