I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Betsy HP - May 31, 2005 8:06:47 am PDT #8073 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

My Tuesday sucks royally; I'm cleaning up before leaving my job, and I'm sad about losing my class ring.


Nilly - May 31, 2005 8:09:38 am PDT #8074 of 10001
Swouncing

It's possible she "had" to fire me

Even so, there had to be a more pleasant way to do this.

Betsy, I was sorry to read about the robbery you had (though I was relieved that neither you nor any of your family members were in any kind of danger).


Betsy HP - May 31, 2005 8:10:23 am PDT #8075 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Thanks, Nilly, and thanks to all the Buffistas for the sympathy.

It is good that nobody was hurt.


Aims - May 31, 2005 8:11:32 am PDT #8076 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My Tuesday started out to suck (I wrapped a towel around my head after the shower only to quickly realize a cat had peed on it) but is now better.


tommyrot - May 31, 2005 8:14:06 am PDT #8077 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My Tuesday started out to suck (I wrapped a towel around my head after the shower only to quickly realize a cat had peed on it) but is now better.

Yikes.

I smelled urine on the train today, but I think I managed to avoid direct contact, as I currently (to the best of my knowledge) don't smell like urine myself.

::checks off "don't smell like urine" on to-do list::


Jesse - May 31, 2005 8:14:48 am PDT #8078 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dag, people, this is quite an assortment of sucky days. I hope it's just getting out of the way so June can be AWESOME.

Why was what you said a firing offense?

The eternal question.


Theodosia - May 31, 2005 8:17:29 am PDT #8079 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Picture of my front stoop:

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Aims - May 31, 2005 8:18:53 am PDT #8080 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yikes.

Total yikes. Thank god I got it off my head in time before the smell seeped in. I've had 3 people smell my head this morning.


shrift - May 31, 2005 8:19:40 am PDT #8081 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Can I add my signature? I wasn't even in 2 hours and things were getting escalated.

Sure! We have a club commiseration meeting at the bar later. First round's on me.


-t - May 31, 2005 8:19:49 am PDT #8082 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Pretty awesome, Theodosia. Clever of you to use your jack.

My day is looking better and better, just for not actively sucking.