Quite simply -- you used a cone to prevent me from playing with my balls, and here's my tit-for-tat.
Proving that jokes lose all power of funniness once they have to be explained.
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - May 30, 2005 6:51:27 am PDT #7890 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Frankenbuddha - May 30, 2005 6:53:42 am PDT #7891 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Quite simply -- you used a cone to prevent me from playing with my balls, and here's my tit-for-tat.
So we've moved on to pre-op trannies now, have we?
§ ita § - May 30, 2005 6:55:34 am PDT #7892 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Proving that jokes lose all power of funniness once they have to be explained.
Well, at least the egg one (by far my favourite of the two) is okay.
Sean K - May 30, 2005 6:55:38 am PDT #7893 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I saw one of his cartoons with a huge egg banging the hell out of a chicken, and the caption "Who came first?"
This reminds me of a tee shirt a friend of mine used to have the had a drawing of a large, hairy penis with legs chasing a large, hairy vagina with legs, and a caption that said "One fucking thing after another."
I doubt it was the same cartoonist, though. I think that tee was hand made by a friend of his.
Jesse - May 30, 2005 6:55:44 am PDT #7894 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Should there be a male term for tit-for-tat?
§ ita § - May 30, 2005 6:56:26 am PDT #7895 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Should there be a male term for tit-for-tat?
Yes. You start.
Jesse - May 30, 2005 6:57:23 am PDT #7896 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
No really, you go ahead.
dcp - May 30, 2005 6:57:52 am PDT #7897 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Both cartoons sound like something from The Far Side, by Gary Larson.
amych - May 30, 2005 6:58:47 am PDT #7898 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Nah, they don't sound at all Larsonesque to me. (Now, if they were cows... )
Sean K - May 30, 2005 6:59:04 am PDT #7899 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Note to self: Nutty overthinks jokes